do any of you follow shitmydadsays on twitter?
if so, you should look at twitter.com/bill1sms
this is the ongoing and collected sayings of my 75 year old father-in-law, put together by me, my OH, and a family friend. he doesn't know we've done it, and wouldn't care or understand if we explained (he refuses to even look at a computer) but the stuff he comes out with is so hilarious we thought we should share his gems with everyone!
example:
(on the death of Stephen Gately) Why do they always say - 'choked on their own vomit'? Who else's vomit would they choke on?
sign up, follow and enjoy!