How to make money in a recession

[squeaver]

phone up the tabloids and make shit up

Because, apparently, Sarah Harding doesn't really like reading about quantum physics after all! Who would have guessed it??

It makes me laugh, how many of us waste endless time, possibly to the detriment of other, more important things reading this shit. 'Guy Ritchie received a black eye while juggling cutlery' I could have been reading that instead of my housework/shopping/studying/etc and then to find out it isn't even real! I feel betrayed!