I am going to ba able to smell Simon Cowell!!!

[LynetteScavo]

I'm strangely excited by this.

Presumabley it will be an after shave. How will I convince DH to wear it?

Ewwwww!

Good grief. I imagine he'd smell like something very 70s. Like Brut or something. Louis would smell of something more girly. Cole's would be nice, but musky and a bit dirty. Minogue's will be fragrant.

It will probaly smell like an 18 year old wanna be popstars knickers

Arf. Who on earth would buy the Louis? Or the Danni come to that. Maybe it comes with a free Botox session.

It's going to be the same as the one Brian Fantana wears in Anchorman: "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

Oh yes.