CATS AND DOGS
A fire fighter was working on the Engine outside the station when he
noticed the little boy next door sitting in a little red wagon with
little
ladders hanging off the side.
The boy was sporting a fire fighter's helmet and had
the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.
"Hey, little partner, what are you doing?"
"I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck."
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration.
A closer inspection revealed that the boy had the wagon tied to the
dog's collar and the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the adult said, "I don't want to tell you how to run
your fire truck, but if you would tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I
think you could go faster."
"You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren."