What Religion is your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Sears and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man,
"There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she
showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material
imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only four types of bras to choose from. " Relieved, the man asked about
the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation
Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences
between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. "
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't
figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became
informed.
{A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{ D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
German bra: Holtzemfromfloppen!