Guess who I saw in the pool at center parcs wearing a Boden cossie?

[SixtyFootDoll]

I wont string it out forever as it really issnt that exciting but humour me..

who? katie price

er...David Cameron...

Lorraine Kelly?

me?

It was a Katie but not Price!
It was Katie Hopkins off the Apprentice!

Dawn French ?

patsy kensit

ah she is a bitch

eeeeeeeee!!

was she wearing full slap? How long did it take you and your holiday companeros to work out who she was?

Told you it wa sa rubbish spot!

Unfortunaltely I was staring at her thinking ' ooh i like her swimming cossie'
My friend was stood next to her raising her eyebrows and nodding her head to the side.

I though 'C likes her cossie too'
Felt a twunt when C said who it was.
Dont want her thinking I was impressed by her 'sleb' status.

She needs slapping that one!

She did have her slap on and her hair done
Her hubby was not bad looking
AND she was very slim

And then I cycled past her on the 'boardwalk' she was walking and tutting at people cycling.
Ooh i wanted to say ' you're not on the Aprentice now Luv!'

I dont think I would have recognised if my friend hdnt told me.

I saw her in the china department of John Lewis and she had very slim legs

yes tal and slim

was it her hubby or someone else's? [miaow]

lol polly!
She had 3 kids with her didnt know she had that many

i feel that i know this but i believe she has 2 from an old relationship and 1 more recent child.....don't have a clue about the more rcent dad but the previous one was some new york business type

(how can i remember this twaddle and forget to buy milk??)