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Jude Law's super sperm

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squeaver · 30/07/2009 15:05

He's fathered another child.

I love Holy Moly's take on it here

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SoupDragon · 30/07/2009 15:13

It doesn't take super sperm to have children.

MerlinsBeard · 30/07/2009 15:15

Agree with SD - not super sperm just unprotected sex.

squeaver · 30/07/2009 15:15

I know.

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squeaver · 30/07/2009 15:15

Not a very good joke, I agree.

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southeastastra · 30/07/2009 15:19

he's a prat

Paolosgirl · 30/07/2009 15:21

I think it was fairly obvious it was a joke, you 2.

Not being a great reader of More and Heat, I do find myself wondering "who" on this occasion for some reason!

2shoes · 30/07/2009 15:25

the bloke is a joke, did you read about him "accidentally" hitting a female photographer?? here

amisuchabadmummy · 30/07/2009 15:28

ooh yuck, I could never go with a man who has narrower shoulders than me !

Frasersmum123 · 30/07/2009 15:34

I wish it was me

lottiejenkins · 30/07/2009 18:08

Me too!! [sigh]

hf128219 · 31/07/2009 12:48

Samantha Burke

lottiejenkins · 31/07/2009 20:54

This is her!
image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/judelawbabymama.jpg

deaconblue · 31/07/2009 21:02

I have a friend who is in Hamlet with him at the mo and reckons he's a really good bloke. They were off ten pin bowling after the matinee I watched so is down to earth too.

squeaver · 31/07/2009 21:53

Did you like him in it shoppingbags? I was surprised by how good he was. Really un-hoggy of the limelight iyswim.

Who was your friend? (really hope she wasn't Ophelia).

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poppy34 · 01/08/2009 12:57

daily mail are loving this one with all the talk of her getting lawyers in...

Also I would imagine fairly unsettling news for his older children.

deaconblue · 02/08/2009 20:06

my friend is a former student of mine who is now a friend. He played Guildernstern but is going to be Horatio when they go to Broadway. I liked him too, although occasionally thought his anger was a bit tantrumy. Same friend was in Oedipus with Ralph Fiennes who was not the bowling with the cast type at all, didn't even speak to anyone other than the director.
tee hee Jude has a full body massage though between the matinee and evening performance (wonder what his masseuse is like ??)

SixtyFootDoll · 02/08/2009 20:09

I dont know why every one is so excited abou this
Famous actor gets girl pregnant
ho hum

bleh · 03/08/2009 17:22

I do feel sorry for him (all the paparazzi stuff). I saw him once when he came into a takeaway place where I was hanging out with a friend, and there were 2 paparazzi guys hanging around and trying to take photos of him (the manager shoulted at them and they weren't allowed inside). Imagine ... off you go to get a kebab and there's hordes of people trying to take your picture. Not nice.

He has a lovely arse though.

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