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I have a question about Madonnas arms.

25 replies

cocolepew · 27/07/2009 17:57

Do they look like this because she is tensing them or do they look like this 'at rest' so to speak?

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Woooozle100 · 27/07/2009 17:58

oh lordy - she looks like iggy pop

tis not exactly a tensed bodybuilder pose is it?

Marthasmama · 27/07/2009 17:58

I hope to God that they're tensed! They are a bit scary. It doesn't look like she is carrying much so if they are tensed it must be for effect in front of the cameras.

kathyis6incheshigh · 27/07/2009 17:59

They look like this because she made a pact with the Devil whereby her face would stay young while all the ageing would be concentrated on her arms. I think he assumed she would have the sense to wear long-sleeved tops.

LuluMaman · 27/07/2009 18:00

she has virtually no body fat and is over excercised

her face looks young as she has had stuff done I think.

i do think looking a little less worked out would be better

TheCrackFox · 27/07/2009 18:09

If she put on a stone she would look so much better.

It simply isn't her natural weight.

Her face stays young because of plastic surgery - not diet and exercise.

cornsillk · 27/07/2009 18:25

How she finds time to work out so much with young chgildren I don't know. There are pics of J Lo celebrating her 40th in the same issue of DM looking fabulously curvy and gorgeous.

Trikken · 27/07/2009 18:26

yuckky, its not a good look. i do really think she is too muscular.

cocolepew · 27/07/2009 18:26

Is J Lo 40?

Cow

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ipiratethief · 27/07/2009 18:27

thats revolting

Spidermama · 27/07/2009 18:28

J Lo's 40?!

cornsillk · 27/07/2009 18:28

Yes I know at J Lo's fabulousness at 40 as well.

cornsillk · 27/07/2009 18:31

here
difficult to believe really

fattybumbum · 27/07/2009 18:37

I do think Jlo's husband is a bit slimey looking though. Would rather have Guy Ritchie or even that Jesus himbo.

Nancy66 · 27/07/2009 20:31

Madonna takes steroids - I'm convinced of it.

Tidey · 27/07/2009 20:36

Sweet Jesus, that looks hideous. I'd rather have my slightly chubby upper arms that those weird ropey looking things.

SpawnChorus · 27/07/2009 20:38

LOL at Kathy

bronze · 27/07/2009 20:40

now why cant j lo have stretch marks on her boobs or something

bigstripeytiger · 27/07/2009 20:45

I know, JLo looks lovely.
At least my arms look better than Madonnas

whingeomatic · 27/07/2009 20:51

dd1 (7yo) has just seen the Madonna pic and posed in an "Incredible Hulk" muscle man type pose!! Says she looks like a man

ForExample · 27/07/2009 20:55

Her face looks good cos she has has a lot of bloody amazing work done.

I do think her arms have been 'shopped by those lovely people at the DM to make them look even more extreme. dh who does this for a living said so. Must be true then.

Meglet · 27/07/2009 20:56

they must be a bit tense, but they have no fat on them. Horrible. I don't think her boobs are real anymore either, she had good tits when she was younger, they look too plump in that photo.

maggievirgo · 27/07/2009 20:57

Yikes, she needs to cut down on the exercising and eat some chunky chips with garlic mayo and have a large glass of vino.

It'd do her the World of good.

bleh · 27/07/2009 21:17

I like kathyis6inches's theory. Kind of a modern day Dorian Gray. In lycra.

aristocat · 27/07/2009 21:24

she needs to come on MN and we would put her right

that picture would scare children

hockeystix · 15/08/2009 01:41

that first pic is truly vile!

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