OMG-can you imagine having to be this waitress

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my tits would be scraping the bar

hellooo

Mine too. I probably would have suffocated on them first though!

me too. and my belly !

Bloody hell!

Mine would be knocking people out! Surely that's not safe - has she not a headache?

Bloody polo, that's why the roads were blocked yesterday - full of slebs who wouldn't know what a chukka was if it came and bit them on the arse!