Trudie Styler Fitness DVD

[freeasabird]

i must say she has a fantastic figure, not sure i will buy it though.

trudie

'are set to music by Sting, including works from his classical album Songs From The Labyrinth.' That tells me all I need to know.

I will be swerving neatly round this one.

I find Mr & Mrs Sting tres irritating.

daily four hour workouts? oh do fuck off, trudie.

Afraid i always think she comes across as a nasty piece of work so i certainly wouldn't be buying it.

Has she not got enough money?

Yeah, she looks lovely. But I don't have my own chef/, time for daily four hour work outs, my own vineyards.

My God, I detest Trudi Styler.

"Trudie Styler Fitness DVD"

Hahahahaha

Sorry, I needed that.

I would rather eat a dung beetle.

This sums up what I feel.

Ah, brilliant! I love reading Marina Hyde's diatribes against old Trudi.

There's obviously some history there but it's all very entertaining.

"Her dedication to a personal lifestyle that focuses on health, the environment and social responsibility serves as an example for all."

she needs to do something abotu her ugly face first

,queen bitch>

have commented.

This is my favourite bit:

'"The [DVDs] will also contain interviews with Styler, Sting and D'Silva," we learn, "covering thoughts on the environment, music and several of Sting's songs." I love that we're going to hear from the aerobics instructor on those issues. It feels really right.'

(note to self: never click on a sleb twaddle link when you are about to start the week's work. It will always always lead to the DM sleb pages and you will spend the next hour reading them)

LOl
i have asked if there isnt some pasta she could cook for her kids

Well I'll be buying it for the interview with D'Silva.

Spend a tenner to hear a fitness instructor's views on the cannon of Sting? Of course!

He is a wanker.

Oh, go on!

Yes. Please tell all.

oh his kids used to go to the local state primary in his village.

he woudl turn up to pick them up in dungarees with no shirt on

ew

There goes my appetite for the evening...

Eww.

Did he chew on a bit of straw as well. Red spotty kerchief?

She has 'the body of a 25 year old', and the neck of a 25 year old turkey.

[bitchy]

cocolepew thats very funny!

Ew. Sting in dungarees.

Ew. Trudy's 25 year old turkey neck.