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Original poster

i just cant decide what aspect of this i want to judge the most.......

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shavenhaven · 19/05/2009 12:31

1/ the three year old in a buggy

2/ the three year old drinking out a bottle

3/ mummy puffing on a fag

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ninedragons · 19/05/2009 12:55

Ah, cross-posts. Sorry.

francagoestohollywood · 19/05/2009 12:57

Actually, the name - Bluebell madonna - is the only thing I'm judging

StewieGriffinsMom · 19/05/2009 12:57

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poopscoop · 19/05/2009 13:02

smallorange - There will be a Watfordite protest at your post

smallorange · 19/05/2009 13:03

I can't talk really, I'm from south east London

fucksticks · 19/05/2009 13:08

Could be me (except for the fag)
I'm sure its more usual for a just turned 3 year old to still use a buggy sometimes than it is for a just turned 3 year old to never use one.

donnie · 19/05/2009 13:10

well you are hardly in a position to judge , OP, since you clearly spend your time reading the DAILY MAIL ONLINE. If you want to be judgey, what sort of person does that make you?

a bit of the green eyed monster methinks.

stitchtime · 19/05/2009 13:10

what about the tottering high heels, whilst carrying the child, and the mahoosive bag? can we judge that too?

MinnieMummy · 19/05/2009 13:13

Can we judge the DM instead for being so nasty about what Mel C was wearing? Ok it's not great but no need to be quite so sneery. She was my favourite!

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 19/05/2009 13:14

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Ewe · 19/05/2009 13:14

I just knew there would be a thread about this.

I quite like Geri Halliwell, doesn't Emma Bunton look fab too?

Original poster
shavenhaven · 19/05/2009 13:14

"By donnie on Tue 19-May-09 13:10:09
well you are hardly in a position to judge , OP, since you clearly spend your time reading the DAILY MAIL ONLINE. If you want to be judgey, what sort of person does that make you?

a bit of the green eyed monster methinks."

EH!!!!! are you drunk?

OP posts:
smallorange · 19/05/2009 13:15

Christ, the kid's fine. I don't smoke but I have friends who do and, outdoors, they will smoke while the kids are around.

Is not allowed in the house though.

They do however have to put up with my four-year-old telling them that they smell bad and their lungs will go black and they will die very soon.

Could I also add that Geri Halliwell, for example, is a twat.

MmeLindt · 19/05/2009 13:16

LOL at Poopscoop

I don't judge the buggy. I would not have given my DC a bottle at that age, but I agree that the name Bluebell is probably going to cause her more stress when she is older.

at this though

"Melanie, however, who gave birth to daughter Scarlet only three months ago, had the slightly dazed look of the brand new mum as she arrived in a pair of baggy trousers and ill-fitting pink top. Well, at least she made it out of her pyjamas."

Patronising git.

pagwatch · 19/05/2009 13:17

My DD never used the buggy at all after about 18 months and then suddenly aged 5 took a shine to it and wanted to be wheeled everywhere . It was like shoving a small donkey around town.
So for a brief moment there I was a perfect mummy and then I suddenly became crap again.
And I occasionally did it in posh high heels. But never with a big bag. The momentum with a big bag and my arse on top of tottery heels could have proved catastrophic..

oooh small orange! I used to live in Lewisham (but told everyone I lived in Blackheath)

donnie · 19/05/2009 13:17

no, not drunk, just bemused that someone can get their underwear in a twist about something so trivial and dull. So what if the child has a bottle and is in a buggy? so what if the mother smokes a bit? does it honestly bug you that much? poor you! it's not like she's smoking a rock of crack is it?

Colinfirth · 19/05/2009 13:20

Like Bluebell's shoes...

Original poster
shavenhaven · 19/05/2009 13:20

omg! how on earth can you comment about me getting my knickers in a twist when you have just about given yourself a heartattack over nothing!!!

if you actually bothered to read any of my posts you would have noticed that this thread is meant to be lighthearted.

yes i do read the daily mail online, i check it out nearly everyday for my sleb gossip.

can you please explain your "green eyed monster" comment though because that has well and truly gone over my head! what am i supposed to be jealous about exactly?

OP posts:
Paolosgirl · 19/05/2009 13:22

Why are you getting your knickers in such a twist about a thread which is patently tongue in cheek?!!

Actually I'll judge the smoking, esp over a child in a pushchair - bleurgh

donnie · 19/05/2009 13:23

OP - I really can't be bothered. But a word of advice - don't initiate threads such as this and expect everyone to agree with you.

yadda yadda.......

Paolosgirl · 19/05/2009 13:25

Oh, lighten UP donnie!

Original poster
shavenhaven · 19/05/2009 13:26

go away you disturb little person!

you obviously have no idea about how this thread was supposed to be taken (luckily nearly everyone else has)

now let me get back to my sleb judging in peace!

OP posts:
donnie · 19/05/2009 13:27

Paolosgirl - I AM lighting up as it goes - with a marlboro menthol! they keep me nice and slim...I only have 2 or 3 a day.

Paolosgirl · 19/05/2009 13:29

While you're at it, try untwisting your pants, and I'm sure you'll feel a lot less uptight!

Now - chillaxxxxxxxxx......

ilovemydogandMrObama · 19/05/2009 13:32

Am I too late to judge the name Bluebell?

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