Jordan and Peter to separate

[Katiekitty]

Just read it on bbc (need a lesson in linking, sorry).

They've asked for privacy...

uh, okay. i think we are talking at cross purposes, izy. i'd contend that his behaviour stems from trying to please her and her degraded sensibilities. he wasn't like that on iacgmooh, whereas she's been like that from day dot.

farewell, then, mollyroger, we hardly knew ye.

Molly you are so not wasted, I 'totally' 'got' you. Sorry also got carried away trying to 'prove' that 'Andre' is not being 'abused' by 'Jordan'.

..But Aitch he climbed into her hammock and tried to 'dry hump' her...

I've never used the phrase 'dry hump' before and now I am addicted.

much as you are fond of the term 'dry hump', i'm not sure that the movements weren't reciprocated and replicated by her, so - inconclusive. neeeeeeeeeext.

you can't prove that he's not in an abusive relationship any more than i can prove that he is. or isn't. if they're still in a relationship. which they aren't. apparently.

well they had a

prenup

Aw you've spoilt all my fun now Aitch pah! I'll have to find some other thread to 'dry hump'.

and if he had treated her the way she treats him people would be quick to say she was an abused woman, even if she did give it back in the way he does. But somehow he can't be abused because he's a man?

Imo someone who uses their disabled child to make money in the way she's happy for pictures of Harvy to be plastered all over celeb magazines is a crap mother.

I just wanted to find a thread where i could express my cynicism at this latest moneyspinner 'separation' without being branded a bitch for being ''pleased'' that a family is being torn asunder etc etc.

I think its quite sad tbh. I have never watched their shows, nor I'm a Celeb, but I did see them on the Graham Norton show and they seemed really comfortable with each other, even if taking a dig at each other.
Poor kids

this is the one, molly. you're safe here.

fortunately it's not real, elf.

He so does seem to do the same ('from the little I've seen' disclaimer) I couldn't believe how he just took off and left her on her own in Aus with the kids 'cos they had a barney, she didnt know where he'd gone or nuffink!

phew

did he have a camera crew with him?

No he didn't - blimey - that's why he came back! He'd fogotten the bleedin' camera crew!

Look, the kids don't exactly seem to have a 'normal' life; they're very young, this will just be s new normality. they'll get over it. Plenty do.

ha! @izy

I've only watched them a couple of times on telly but when i have i'm amazed at the way she talks to him.
If I spoke to DP like that he'd be off like a shot, especially if it was on national tv.
She's so childish, always testing him, making snidey jokes about his small willy and lack of ability in the bedroom.
If its true he's well rid of her.
PMSL at 'privacy' - do they know the meaning of the word.
Also PMSL at Princess having his first nose

..but ginny he's always going on about her being frigid.. they are sooo just as bad as each other

I wouldn't like to be in that manager Claire's shoes. Who will she manage now? she was originally Pete's manager back from when he did I'm a Celebrity... now who gets custody of her?

like others on this thread im also a bit cynical.

Gone off her hugely over the last 6 months. Think she is vile and tbh I also think this is for publicity. Get her some "good" publicity iykiwm..

they aren't as bad as each other, izy. you just haven't seen enough episodes of the programme.

did NOT know that about the manager, freckly, that will be an interesting conundrum i think.