... if you were running a talk forum?

[FredWorm]

Would you have different topics for more or less every conversation-type under the sun?

Can we have new topics as follows:

'What would you do, or am I being unreasonable to ask?'

'What would your unreasonable mother-in-law do?'

'What would you do in The Tack Room?'

What do chicken keepers do?

'What would it be stylish and beautiful to wear whilst doing it?'

IWNDT (I would not do that)

it's crackers

I don't know what I would do, what would you do?

I would do anything for love......

even that?

IWDIIYDIF

(I would do it if you did it first.)

Well um ....no, actually i won't do that.

IWNDISYSNDIE

I Would Not Do It So You Should Not Do It Either.

George...

....don't do that dear.

What exactly was it that Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love? And was he being unreasonable?

ummm..... why?

That should be a new topic, Yank: WWMLD? (What wouldn't Meat Loaf do?)

I always reckoned it was bumsex with him recieving it from Ellen Foley with a strap on.

I do apologise to all those of you who now have that image in your heads .

I would jump off a cliff but only if my best friend told me to.

shouldn't that be Madonna? I have a friend who makes some decisions based on what Madonna would or wouldn't do (I think she got the idea from some book/film or other)

What would Scooby Doo?

I'd blame Gerry.

Some more new must-have topics:

What would you stew? -- when you can't think what to chuck in the pan for dinner

What would you hew? -- when you are unsure how to prune your shrubs

What would you rue? -- Should I regret the past or revel in it?

Am I being treasonable? -- for those worried about their anti-royalist leanings

Am I being unseasonable? -- for chunky-cardigan wearers in the summer

Am I being unpleasable? -- for those who like to moan and take the piss about all MN innovations

Can preggos with hyperemesis have

Where would you spew?

isnt it eat meatloaf, isnt he a veggie? also thanks for that SGB.