Bit worried about the first symptoms of Swine Flu...

[ssd]

apparently you come out in rashers

PMSL

Apparently you can cure the rashers by smoking.

This looks like an attempt to hog the limelight!

apparently the snorting is especially antisocial

you're bacon me very worried.........

or try using oinkment

oinksip max works well too

I heard you get sty's too

when you try to ring the hospital you get crackling on the line

Then you get the trots

I thought it started with scratchins?

Stop swhining!

hey you lot - stop telling such porkies

Oh trotter off please!!!

I heard that just after the rashers appear, you start to feel a bit swill too

this is getting to be a real boar now

snout to worry about!

do you have to get ex-ham-ined?

I'm sure u don't need to be ex-hami-ined, be rasher-nal

ok, will stop getting disgruntled

It all sounds like hogwash to me anyway.

I think somebody is swine-ding you up!

Sow what if they are

LOL