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The Plotznik Diamond. Read in Bronx/Yiddish. Think Joan Rivers.

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bubble99 · 22/04/2005 00:21

An old woman and a young woman are sat next to each other on a plane.

Young woman - Excuse me, but I can't help noticing, that is a beautiful diamond ring you're wearing.

Old woman - This! It's the famous Plotznik diamond, one of the most beautiful diamonds in the world, but it's cursed.

Young woman - Cursed?

Old woman - Yes. You've heard of the Star of India?

Young woman - Yes.

Old woman - Cursed!

Young woman - Why is it cursed?

Old woman - Whoever wears The Star of India will suffer a dreadful fate.

Young woman - Oh my!

Old woman - And you've heard of the Anoor Diamond?

Young woman - Yes.

Old woman - Also cursed, whoever wears it will die within a year.

Young woman - And the Plotznik diamond? What's the curse of the Plotznik diamond?

Old woman - Mr. Plotznik.

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hunkermunker · 22/04/2005 00:39

Hi Bubble - how are you and your delicious Footle? How are the plans for open day?

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