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The Interview........

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swiperfox · 20/04/2005 13:51

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun And went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home.

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to
death with the chair."

OP posts:
stitch · 24/04/2005 15:37

pmsl

mummygow · 24/04/2005 15:48

LOL

Spacecadet · 24/04/2005 20:36

roflmaopmp.

toomanypushchairs · 24/04/2005 20:51

lol!

gumnut · 27/04/2005 04:43

I've emailed it to my husband!

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