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POSH new sexy shoot

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jenk1 · 20/03/2009 18:30

go on look you know you want to

here

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Portofino · 20/03/2009 18:45

I wish I looked like that in my bra and pants! Even with a bit of digital help. And the woman has had 3 kids....

Nabster · 20/03/2009 18:47

I don't think she looks sexy.

KerryMumbles · 20/03/2009 18:47

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WilyWombat · 20/03/2009 18:48

hmm meethinks the man with the imaging software has had a hand in how excellent she looks in those photos...look at the shading on her abs and thighs trust me this is not how she looks in RL

SoupDragon · 20/03/2009 18:49

No way does she look like that naked. No way at all. she is far far too skinny in all the other photos of her fully clothed. "clever lighting" my ar$e! Photoshop is definitely more like it.

suwoo · 20/03/2009 18:50

Slaaaaaaaaaaag!!

herbietea · 20/03/2009 18:52

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aGalChangedHerName · 20/03/2009 18:54

She is gross

WinkyWinkola · 20/03/2009 18:55

She looks very odd in the first pic. The rest are ok.

She's an ordinary looking woman who doesn't eat enough, spends a fortune on her appearance and well, TBH, in the superficial world of fashion and L.A., will always have to.

It's hard enough getting older in RL. Imagine having to do in VB's world. I feel sorry for her.

kikid · 20/03/2009 18:56

lol,at the comments under that article.

WilyWombat · 20/03/2009 18:59

I found a brilliant example of this once before when we discussing this but I cant remember where it was now.

Some of Jessica Cheungs "before and after" links here are quite enlightening

Saltire · 20/03/2009 19:01

and this made discussions of the day!

MadameCastafiore · 20/03/2009 19:06

Bloody hell can you do this phot shop thing at home.

WOUld do a nudy one of me to stick on the fridge as I would never eat all that crap if I could look that skinny!

WilyWombat · 20/03/2009 19:09

You can do photoshop at home but I think its quite an expensive package.

suwoo · 20/03/2009 19:10

OMG Wily, that link is extremely enlightening some of those slebs look dog rough.

smallorange · 20/03/2009 19:12

She's so bloody sexless, she's antiseptic

WilyWombat · 20/03/2009 19:14

I know Saltire thinks this is a bit frivolous but actually I think its really important that people, particularly teenagers, realise this goes on.

I have no desire to look like posh/Beyonce or any celeb but anyone who is trying to is basically attempting the impossible because even they dont look like their photos.

TheRealMrsJohnSimm · 20/03/2009 19:33

How exactly is that first pose sexy? WTF is she doing?

Wily - thank you for posting that link. Flawless photos of slebs always make me feel a bit crap about my own imperfections. Of course I know they are airbrushed but to see evidence of the before/after is a real eye opener.

dittany · 20/03/2009 19:35

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nickytwotimes · 20/03/2009 19:40

I thought the top photo might be sexy to those who enjoy necrophilia.
The others were okay though.

glasjam · 20/03/2009 23:51

Wily, I hadn't seen that site before - it's very enlightening - thanks! Smallorange I think your description "antiseptic" is very fitting - it is so far removed from being sexy. What on earth is she preparing herself for in that position? The mind boggles. The amount of effort that she puts into trying to look good - it's actually painful to witness. Do you think one day she will wake up and realise what a hollow/shallow "life" she has?

muffle · 21/03/2009 00:07

Sexy?! Her body looks - well - photoshopped. Her face looks as if she's thinking "Damn it... did I leave the oven on?"

She also looks as if she managed to get into that position but is now stuck there, her head weighed down by mascara.

violethill · 21/03/2009 11:29

Nothing remotely sexy about her - all my male friends agree too.

When you see more natural photos, it's clear that she has a hideous body - really scrawny and out of proportion, enormous head on a stalk. She has bad skin too, and her features aren't attractive. These photos are totally false - airbrushed to within an inch of her life to make her figure and skin look better - but there's still no way she could be described as sexy!!

izyboy · 21/03/2009 11:32

Oh these photos make me larf. They are sooo vain those Beckhams.

elsiepiddock · 21/03/2009 15:26

She tries so hard, but is not sexy or even attractive.

These pictures made me laugh - smack of desperation.

I feel a bit sorry for her.