and we all thought Mylene Klass was the first woman in the world ever to have a baby

[squeaver]

actually it's Holly watserface

God I must get off the fecking DM site.

omg. That green number is so incredibly vile and cheap looking.

The white one isn't too bad (but doesn't really offer anything new). The others are hideous, especially the green one.

These are hideous. What was she thinking?

Give it 6 months and she will have written a book and designed a baby clothes way. They teach you that at Sleb school.

aha.....mrsjs......we meet for the first time

yep - she'll be telling us all where we are going horribly wrong and sharing all her best how to employ knowledgeable nanny parenting tips

why didn't my sarky remark get struck out??

hey you lot... i had the mrsjohnsimm long before you started

sadly, i deleted my old memebrship and that name went too.

But feck off you imposters, he's mine, all mine

I don't get it.
How is wearing clothes designed for being pregnant and then telling someone that you'd rather that top in green make you a designer?.

They do like to make a song and dance about being pregnant these celebs don't they?
It gets right on my last nerve.