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Team Jolie or Team Anniston, Team Posh or Team Jordan?

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jenk1 · 26/02/2009 10:01

following on from the "you can put AJ in a 20k gown but she still looks rough" thread and others here is a completely pointless
but fun poll.

ok ill start.

Im Team Anniston, because Brad was Jens before Jolie pursed her lips at him, Jen never stood a chance really against Angelina.

and

Im Team Jordan, because yes shes brash and sometimes annoying but i find her funny and extremely honest, Posh on the other hand comes across as so far up herself and im sick of seeing her wearing 10 inch stilettos to take her boys to the park,wear jeans and trainers for goodness sake like the rest of us,its not all about YOU!!!

oh arent i shallow!!!

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poppy34 · 26/02/2009 14:16

jordan defo - for same reasons as op altho for all her seeming down to earth etc the constant fashion show plus fact she is way too thin (and not in a good way) means posh gets on my nerves.

can't choose between aniston (who seems decidely neurotic) or jolie (I have no idea about what the whys/whens of when she got together with brad are but don't see anything much to like in her).

CharleeInChains · 26/02/2009 14:16

No i really can't it wouldn't be nice. Just say my best friend as a teen used to live a few doors from her (she was a few years older) and we went to a club and witnessed her doing something i really don't agree with.

I really can't say anymore.

bobsyouruncle · 26/02/2009 23:03

ooooooh am intrigued now Charlee, something slutty or something illegal?

Prosecco · 26/02/2009 23:07

Team Aniston- I predict Ange will chuck Brad as she has done every other man she has stolen form another.

Am reserving judgement on the other. Posh does take herself too seriously but Jordan is just trashy (in a fun way)

TheCrackFox · 26/02/2009 23:23

Team Jolie althougth I give her and Brad another 2 years maximum.

Team Jordan, at least she smiles occasionally.

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puffling · 26/02/2009 23:44

Aniston - Jolie seems a bit scary.

Posh - Jordan is a bit scary too.

jenk1 · 27/02/2009 13:10

hmm interesting that some thing ange will chuck brad,surely not with all those children?

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CharleeInChains · 27/02/2009 17:00

Not Slutty, illegal and moraly very wrong IMO.

diedandgonetodevon · 27/02/2009 17:11

Jolie - Aniston is just far too wet

Jordan- 'Posh' (how on earth did she get that name?!) sets my teeth on edge

cornsilk · 27/02/2009 17:12

Aniston - I don't believe all that 'We're so loved up' showing off that Angelina and Brad do.
Posh - I quite like her.

Flightattendant27 · 27/02/2009 17:13

I'm with Jennifarrrr

every time

But Jordan over posh is just lesser of two evils iyswim! Gack to both of them

poshsinglemum · 27/02/2009 20:02

Aniston- although Angelina is a fox she's definately not a girl's girl. Aniston is the friendly girl next door you could go out on the town with. Jolie is the pouty vixen you'd hide your boyfriend from.

Posh.

Eve4Walle · 04/03/2009 19:58

Aniston - she's so much more 'real' than Angelina. She's just wrong.

Posh - because I quite like her really and Jordan is just a vile, attention skeeing bint IMO.

mrsmaidamess · 04/03/2009 19:59

Team Anniston, She's got a good sense of humour I reckon. Posh has a marble up her arse. Can't stand Jolie.

Ronaldinhio · 04/03/2009 20:15

Team Jolie..she is the brains and the beauty in that relationship, also v nice in person

Team Posh..lovely dress collection, pop sensation, mum of four boys, battered to death by the popular media for not smiling enough and being too thin (can you imagine if she were otherwise...Smug, fat, bitch shocker, reports RedTop !)

(Aniston seems insipid and like a man. Jordan now irritates me by staying with Andre who is a douchebag imo)

beansontoast · 04/03/2009 20:19

not as shallow as me...i cant even choose...

i'd be in all teams.

beanieb · 04/03/2009 20:20

I am undecided on team Aniston/Jolie but I am definitely iin team Posh even though I like Jordan a bit

LiffeyBag · 04/03/2009 20:22

Team Jen! UN peace embassador my arse! marriage wrecking whore!! That was 97% a joke ok!

Not on a Jordan or a Posh team. Both have become media caracitures.

WinkyWinkola · 04/03/2009 20:25

Team Aniston. Not just because of the Brangelina affair thing. I just Jolie has some pretty odd notions and a very dark side.

And Team Posh but mostly because I'm not Team Jordan. Posh strikes me as having a bit of a giggle but does take herself very seriously. Which isn't such a crime.

Jordan is so angry all the time. If her husband disagrees with her even on telly, she gets a right nark on. Such hard work!

francagoestohollywood · 04/03/2009 20:32

I;m in Team Aniston just because I loved loved Rachel.

I'm neither in team posh or Jordan.

frazzledgirl · 07/03/2009 19:42

Team Jolie - Jennifer Aniston is so banal and bland...

Can't stand Posh or Jordan. Jordan irritates me less but could not in all conscience be on her team.

Fleurlechaunte · 14/03/2009 16:29

I'm team Aniston because Jen looks like she would be really sweet and a good mate in RL. I think she conducted herself with dignity despite being crapped on by Brad Pitt and AJ. She is lovely.

I can't stand Angelina Jolie. She looks like she smells. No class.

Team Posh. Can't really say why. Probably because I love Becks and whoever he is married to can't be all that bad. I think that underneath you can see her vunerabilities and that makes me warm to her.

Don't mind Jordan but find her humour a bit coarse and childish.

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