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Oh good lord what was Fern thinking?

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mrsmaidamess · 05/02/2009 14:18

Well, it certainily is 'daring'. It looks like a fight between Ghandi and a tablecloth

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MrsJoeMcIntyre · 05/02/2009 14:20

It's nice to be able to wear what you like, but she looks completely ridiculous.

bigTillyMint · 05/02/2009 14:20

Yes, I wondered what she had on!

And her comments to her DH as he did his cookery slot....

mrsmaidamess · 05/02/2009 14:21

Well at least she's got a handy tea towel holder at the front if she needs to dry a mug.

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MrsJoeMcIntyre · 05/02/2009 14:21

What did she say?

brimfull · 05/02/2009 14:21

hideous
completely wrong for the job

paolosgirl · 05/02/2009 14:22

Brave woman....

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EyeballsintheSky · 05/02/2009 14:24

Might get away with it for a night out, even though it's hideous but why would you want to wear that ever during the day?

She's lost shedloads though, lucky mare.

solo · 05/02/2009 14:25

I didn't see the show, but I think she looks great ~ akshally

bigTillyMint · 05/02/2009 14:25

Well, some jokes about his plums... he was making a crumble

And how it was the dish he seduced her with...

And how she was feeling quite amorous after trying a bit....

He looked a bit embarassed

Flier · 05/02/2009 14:25

what were her comments to her dh?

Flier · 05/02/2009 14:26

oops impatient x-post there sorry

MrsJoeMcIntyre · 05/02/2009 14:27

He makes my skin crawl.

janeite · 05/02/2009 14:27

It looks like a large elastic stocking that somebody has poked a couple of holes into.

Stretch · 05/02/2009 14:28

I think she looks ok. It's not that bad.

brimfull · 05/02/2009 14:29

she is obv wearing some serious smoothing under garment

bigTillyMint · 05/02/2009 14:30

Is he that bad?
Just looks normal to me

Philip Scofield would make my skin crawl though With his make-up on and bouffant hair...

Lilyloo · 05/02/2009 14:31

Ooh i thought exact same thing when i saw it.
thought it was a theme day tbh until i saw Phil looking well 'normal'.
she looked a bit uncomfortable to as she kept holding the sleeves on it.

However she really does look great now doesn't she!

MadameCastafiore · 05/02/2009 14:31

I did wonder when I flicked over to watch the lady afraid of loos what Fern had been on this morning to wear such a monstrosity!

PinkTulips · 05/02/2009 14:35

dear god..... that is rather odd!

i think if it was a differant colour and a slightly friendlier fabric it might be nice for a night out on someone with smaller boobs but it really doesn't do anything for her.

what exactly is the thinking behing the odd cloth dangly thing at the front i wonder..... very peculiar.

HMC · 05/02/2009 14:39

It is a rather over dressed looked for morning tv

DrNortherner · 05/02/2009 14:39

Good God that dress is horrendous. Very unflattering.

goingtohaveagoodnightssleep · 05/02/2009 15:27

It was really awful. Looked bad enough when she was sitting and much worse when standing!

WilfSell · 05/02/2009 15:33

never mind the penis cover, anything with cout-out shoulders like that needs spraying with napalm.

Fern, we know you lurk: get thee to a stylist!

twoluvlykids · 05/02/2009 15:40

I've just clicked on the link, having been at work and not seen it and I think she looks great - if you've got a figure you're happy with, then show it off.

Go, Girl!!!!

(I wouldn't wear it myself, but I look awful in white)

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