Any Mathematicians or Physicists out there?

[Donk]

What do you get when you cross and aardvark with and elephant?

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That should be 'an aardvark with and elephant'

This is not a joke about logic gates...

AAARGH!
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What do you get when you cross an aardvark with an elephant?

Something like aardvark elephant sin theta, isn't it?

(not a mathematician, but most of my college friends were. And my father. And my brother)

Two cats on a roof. Which one falls off first?

A gold star to Port and Lemon!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a monkey?

(and which cat falls of first? Does it depend on the observer perchance?)

The one with the greater mu (I don't think Mumsnet likes it if I type μ)...

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week...

Or it might be smaller mu. I can't remember which way round it works.

I think it's greater mu - but my memory may be faulty...

"Don't be silly, you can't cross a scalar with a vector"

Should chemists be frank and earnest? or should one of them be a girl?

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who do understand binary, and those who don't.

I thank you

GROAN

smaller mu (mu being the coefficient of friction, so the bigger it is, the more grip)

THanks cornflake!