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Madonna Bans People From Mentioning Her Age

18 replies

MadameOvary · 11/01/2009 14:38

rolleyes

She's fifty.

Get over it luv.
Appreciate what you've got fgs instead of being such a miserable caaaaaaaow!

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MaryAnnSingleton · 11/01/2009 14:39

crikey moley, everyone and their dog knows she's 50 - same age as me, in fact

cocolepew · 11/01/2009 14:41

Why? Does her friends come up to her and say,"Hello Madonna, you 50year old, how are you today?".

MaryAnnSingleton · 11/01/2009 14:42

arf !

tumtumtetum · 11/01/2009 14:44

Maybe she just gets pissed off with the press banging on about it the whole time, especially when they then launch into their "mutton dressed as lamb" style tirades!

UnquietDad · 11/01/2009 14:46

"She says she feels like a 35 year old"

And I'm sure she knows where to go and get one.

You're fifty and you look it, love. Get over it.

UnquietDad · 11/01/2009 14:47

Meanwhile - Same age

More talent

A hundred times the grace and dignity:

Kate

lucykate · 11/01/2009 14:48

pmsl, she may well feel like she's still 35, but the facial skin as tight as a drum skin and cat eye shape she now has, just looks ridiculous. what is wrong with growing older gracefully?

UnquietDad · 11/01/2009 14:49

time
goes
by

so slowly

time
goes
by

so slowly

Oh shit
It doesn't

MadameOvary · 11/01/2009 14:50

I heart Kate.
Now there's a role model.

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UnquietDad · 11/01/2009 14:52

Michelle Pfeiffer looks great at 50 too.

Although one paparazzo did snap her before she put the face-cream on. Before and after shots

here

MadameOvary · 11/01/2009 14:53

Can you imagine Madonna referencing James Joyce in her lyrics? Or using her kids as a photo opp? Nope.

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Wonderstuff · 11/01/2009 14:57

I think its a lovely idea, I managed to forget my own age last year, was gutted when someone pointed out I was a year older than I thought. Don't fancy her chances though

lucykate · 11/01/2009 14:57

if madonna wants to look younger, she needs to put some weight on and pad her face out a bit, and thin, boney face does not age well imo.

MadameOvary · 11/01/2009 14:58

at MP

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beforesunrise · 11/01/2009 15:07

she shoudl get togethere with my MIL. who had a fit when she turned 60 and cried for days. I told her she should count her blessing to be 60, One of my best friends died at 22 in a freak accident- a life denied.

I hate people who can't just enjoy life and its gifts. Plus Madonna has freaky hands, they will always give her away!

georgimama · 15/01/2009 20:21

Michelle Pfeiffer isn't real I've decided, no one could be 50 and look that good. She doesn't just look good for her age, she looks absolutely the same as she did 20 years ago.

I love Kate Bush. Didn't realise she was 50 too. More talent in her little finger than mad Madge has in her entire crazed body.

quint · 15/01/2009 20:46

yeah, she should get over it, cos I always believe everything that I read about slebs and stories from sources!!!

LoveMyLapTop · 18/01/2009 17:14

Madonna has had too much surgery on her face she looks wierd and her body is like a butchers dog

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