Shit! I'm not supposed to fancy Tom Cruise, he's weird haven't liked him for years, but my god he looks fine in these pics

[devilisunaccomplishedinprada]

and yes I know he's been airbrushed to within an inch of his life but I still really fancy him in these.

yummy tom

i can't believe the dorian grey nature of film stars these days. quite scary.

Yes face not too bad but his torso is only six inches long

What's with the Simon Cowell trousers?

Are you drunk? hes got a Simon Cowell waist line and his head looks too big for his body, his torso looks weirdly to short and he looks like he has a pair of tits in that first pic

tom au naturel

he's not yummy.

he's a buck-toothed cult-member.

he is entirely un-fanciable.

women are more fanciable.

he's a eunuch.

He looks like he's sucking his stomach in in the green t shirt one

I know it's terrible, I think I have let womankind down. [sigh] Right now I'd kill to in Katie Holmes' shoes.

he has always hte look of a horse eating an apple through a wire fence.

no, i take that back. a donkey. an old one, a slow-witted one, without the sweetness of most donkeys.

in fact, donkeys are far sweeter than tom ever could conceive in that lentil he calls a brain.

kill to be in

Katie makes me fear for my DD1, tbh.

Expat. How could you be so cruel and insulting to Donkeys

I'm sorry. I thought he looked quite hot too.

I tried to cure it by remembering he trained to be a priest. But then it got really weird.

Donkeys are far cuter than Tom, you are so right, Vinegar.

Roger Moore trousers and breasts - yum

I've read some shocking things on MN over the years but this is by far the worst.