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can anyone remember

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Kibby · 30/03/2005 11:12

a while ago there was a woman's prayer on here and it ended with something like ...the wanker you sent me instead, can anyone remember the thread it was on?

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duster · 30/03/2005 11:47

A GIRLS PRAYER

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.

Amen.

Kibby · 30/03/2005 12:09

Oh Thnak you so much Duster I searched for hours for this and couldn't find it I love it!

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auntymandy · 04/11/2005 15:00

like it!

jambuttie · 04/11/2005 16:02

love it set to my hubby at work LOL

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