Captain Jack Sparrow - is there anyone who WOULDN'T?

[Coldtits]

Have developed HUGE crush on Johnny Depp. Plus inconceivable envy hatred of Keira Knightly

Dearie me, no! I'd rather have a cup of tea.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Cap'n Jack.... mmmmmmmmmmmmm

NO, I wouldn't but deffo a YES

Why, yes. Yes I would.

Very much so.

It really depends on how you feel about men with long hair and make-up, doesn't it... having been a rock chick for many years, I am rather a fan.

Plus, of course, Johnny Depp is the most beautiful man ever to walk on god's green earth.

Not watched it/them so don't really have an opinion

I have done him many times.
Sadly I was only dreaming each time.

My brother says he has seen Johnny Depp in Tescos in Bristol. He lives nearby??

I wouldn't as he looks a bit grubby in his pirate gear. The other one I so would.

Elastamum - does that mean that Vanessa Paradis lives in Bristol and goes to Tescos? Surely not.

i only fancy jd as jack sparrow

it's the smokey eyes

I'm now planning to move to the outskirts of Bristol and and get a job in Tescos.

did I mention I passed Johnny Depp in town. He was staring at dd in her wheelchair and very early got a mouthful but then my brain caught up with my eyeballs
His kids go to one of the posh schools in Clifton and he goes to fetch them.

see, I breathe the same air as JD

Umm Clifton you say, nmc?
I'm not sure I'll have quite enough money down the back of the sofa for fees, but I am willing to look.

Bristol, my arse!!

I live in Suffolk.

Johnny Depp - not if he was the last man on earth and we needed to repopulate the world.

John Barrowman - anytime.

Well I am more willing to move to the Cote d'Azur.

It is said that he tried to enroll his son into my DCs school.
I told my DD to get in there!!!

I'll volunteer to be the filling in a Jack Sparrow and Orlando sandwich

orlando is surely a little light in his pirate slippers, non?

depp yes please

Definite vote for Jack Sparrow here. Only really liked Orlando as an elf.
Clearly I've never really overcome my early post-punk modernist (only the cruel say goth)/crusty affiliations.

As a reformed-goth, born-again crusty I can happily say that I wouldn't entertain him if the survival of the species was in question. Good Lord no. He's an alcoholic, flighty, dirty, old grub.

Will Turner I would allow but only once and I won't be putting in a full performance.

Now, if Damian Lewis pops by let me know and I'll be right back.

I think all on Sunday know about my JD lust - my DIL has just bought me a gorgeous Johnny Depp calendar, complete with stickers!!! I'm gonna being sleeping with Johnny tonight, so eat your hearts out!

Oh sh*t, suedonim - I've just remembered I bought that calendar for DD & never gave it to her - now trying to remember where I've put it.....

I heart Johnny Depp ..