Not sure you can call her a sleb but....

[SpookyMadMummy]

OMFG

isnt it a tad cold in essex?

How do , ahem,'glamour' models get their tights to stay under the waistband of their pants? Are they special ones?

Anytime I've worn tights they've kept my chest warm.

Actually i like her - wierd i know but there you go. Don't like Jordan tho.

I couldn't care less. But she does demonstrate how far feminism has come. She doesn't embody it but she is part of it and that's a good thing in my book.

Oh, she clearly DOES give a shit, she thinks clothes like that are going to get her noticed and doesn't realise that it's not in a good way. Poor deluded woman.

Oh crap..... I was planning on wearing that little number on NYE

Will have to re-think now!

Is that a tat of Michael Jackson on her arm? Why?

Dearie me what a state.

She is, or was, such a naturally beautiful girl.

She seems to be a nice enough girl, but clearly has some unresolved issues.

I've felt sorry for her ever since Michael Barrymore and Pete Burns badly bullied her on CBB. The producers should have stopped it.
Her face looks better in those pics than normal. Less lumpy lips

30!!!!

Never!!!!!

How many friggin' paper rounds did she have as a kid?

grim grim grim

look at this

Wow! She looks so much better.

she sure is one classy lady!

I think she is actually very pretty, much prettier than Jordon

But what on earth is she wearing (or not wearing!)

Well, if she wants to reinvent herself, all she needs to do is get a short brown pixie crop and wear no make up. NObody would recognise her and she'd look normal and maybe even....... nice/.

boy does she have self esteem and body issues,constantly seeking affirmation based upon availability/sexuality

That's a bit of a leap isn't it? Some people just are exhibitionists.

pmsl@ her being a lesbian now. Yeh, riiiiiiiight.

Brrrrr!!

she has tattoos of Michael Jackson and Chuck berry on her arm.

I feel really sorry for her, I actually think she is quite miserable, tbh.

looks liek someone set the makeup gun to 'whore'.

pmsl at:

By purplemonkeydishwasher on Tue 30-Dec-08 11:38:03
looks liek someone set the makeup gun to 'whore'.

she really is in a sorry state. I think she has huge issues and is trying to be popular by getting everything out(i'm sure I read/heard she was bullied as a child) I know she's a grown woman but where are her parents? If I dressed like that my Dad would keel over!