Madonna a control freak?

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Do ya think?

Scary.

Having to read them the bedtime stories she "wrote" is cruel and unusual punishment.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - no amount of money or ridiculously filthy sex can be worth that much high-maintenance doolally psycho-bitch.

Sounds completely fabricated to me.

Filthy sex. I think not. She gets her trembles down the gym, the sinewy bat.

PuzzYuleLogs

So it's fine for her to corrupt other people's kids down the years with her sexually explicit moves, photos, lyrics and costumes... but her own little ones must exist in a pure and lovely bubble. Nice.

Probably made up. However, now they are divorced presumably Mr Ritchie can do what he wants with his DCs when they are staying with him.

PuzzleYuleLogs, I think you are onto something there. People who are always boasting about sex are the ones who never have it in real life.

LOL, he is soooo going to feed them Macdonalds and buy them toy guns

Ever since 80s 'quite entertaining in a so glad I'm watching not taking part way' Madonna became the 90s and noughties 'frankly terrifying in a can't bear to watch way' Madonna, I have trembled and averted my eyes from most stories concerning her.

How Guy, who seems to be a fairly normal bloke, ever got sucked into her bizarro world is anyone's guess but I don't think I've ever felt more sympathy for a man since Heather asked Paul if he fancied a quick drink.

Gives a whole new meaning to the 'there were three of us in the marriage' cliche: Guy, Madonna and her enormous ego.

I think that Guy always seemed quite controlling when they were being interviewed together. He has done very well from their marriage in terms of fame as he is a very average to poor film director. Having said all that, if the list if true, totally agree with Janni.

I actually hope Guy does say sod it and do what he wants with them (within reason)

Don't think anyone tells Madge to do anything. Moving on from control freakery, does anyone think she is looking rather shiny and plastique these days. What's all that about?

It's the Kylie / Kidman effect. They've all got a bit too happy with the botox.

Definately _ I siad this to DH recently. She's managed to hide that well from the press!

Kindman was looking wrinkly in last weeks Hello! - about time too!

Trudi Styler. What a vile woman she is.

I can't believe anything I read in the daily mail, sorry.

Aside from that it's all pretty reasonable apart from the disinfectant thing, which is prob counterproductive and might make their immune systems less capable.

I'm surprised she didn't ask him not to take her kids out shooting pheasants or pissing (her) money up the wall in some poncy Soho pub.

I love this song based on the true story apparently

Yes Trudy Styler is scary, isn't it.
As for Madonna... I can agree with the man made fabric but reading her books !!!

the water is what gets me....

besides her books.

If this list is true I wonder why she thinks she can control how he behaves with his kids when he has them (other than keeping them safe, that is)

Madonna met Guy when she was going through a stage in her life where she was fascinated by all things British. She'd had a couple of short term relationships with
Brit men before him.
Trudie Styler: the scariest woman in showbiz- bigger bitch than Madge, apparently.