You know when slebs say "My favourite night is curled up on the sofa with a takeaway" - are they lying?

[emkana]

What do you think?

i wouldn't be surprised. i reckon i'd enjoy it if I had a celeb lifestyle. must be nice to just veg out once in a while with a nice chinese

Oooh, so that means i've always had the lifestyle of a sleb?

imaginary takeaway. in RL all day in gym.

By takeaway they mean carrot.

But they have special sleb sofas and little people who get their takeaway for them and even to put the empty containers outside in the bin so that the house doesn't stink in the morning.

yy they have a takeaway noodle singular

Unless the sleb is Chris Moyles in which case it's takeaway noodles multiple.

Anything that you only rarely, if ever, get to do can seem like a treat. Though many slebs probably are fibbing, having been told by their PR people that pretending they are as vacuous and dull as their supposed target audience is somehow endearing.