DM warning
It's complete bollocks, of course (pun intended) but I did think this was a hilarious piece of reporting, and I'm not unconvinced that some journo is doing self-parody...
"while Barrowman's genitalia were not actually shown, the crude comments which accompanied the incident made it clear what had happened."
And further down, pursing lips about another radio incident..
"Rhod Gilbert made the joke about his mother, the dog and the questionable parentage of his brother."