Ashlee Simpson (who?) names her son...

[Ponders]

Bronx Mowgli

WTF?

Bronx is homage to Brooklyn Beckham possibly but Mowgli???

He's from the Jungle Book, isn't he?

As if that wasn't bad enough but his surname is Wentz. Bronx Wentz? That's just cruel.

OMG

The whole name looks like that phonetic ITA reading scheme from the 60s

prefer mowgli to bronx

rudyard kipling jungle book - mowgli man child its what i call ds from time to time

who the feck is ashlee simpson?
why 'omage to brooklyn beckham what has he done?

oof!

Not liking that name at all!

Very Dr Seuss! Bronx Wentz in the dronks wet vest went...

Ha ha ha ha.

That's all I can say.

Poor kid. Might as well book the therapy now.

At a guess, that name will be quoted in "oddest celeb baby names" for the next few years.

Yikes

Ashlee Simpson

they're a bit of a weird couple aren't they, had an alice in wonderland wedding

She should have asked on MN first

I wonder which sleb will be the first to name their child Queens

How would that translate over here?

Streatham Tigger?

You don't need to translate Mowgli, Rudyard Kipling was British.

Oh god, even with the "must be different, must be original" compulsion even slightly famous people seem to get, that's just frigging cruel - ugly, harsh, nonsensical. It's not a wind up is it, maybe he's actually called Timothy!

(obviously no disrespect meant to any Timothys out there - tis a fine name I'm sure)

Scunthorpe Baloo has a certain ring.

names ending in x are very sleb.
chicken mowgli, yum yum.

You forgot Pax, Lockets! The child army will not be pleased!

Perhaps I should rename dts, well they might be nearly 7 but I'm beginning to think that being named after the first man and an Celtic King is rather boring.

Bonus is they could both technically be called Broxburn, hence getting the trendy x in there!

Vox would be a good one for a singer.

ponders ROFL - DH andI said this morning after I read him this thread that we would call ou next child 'Queens Totoro' as his family live in Queens!

he will end up a wrestler like hulk hogan.