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So Nicole Kidman's got her Spanx on...

59 replies

MrsThierryHenry · 11/11/2008 12:04

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Couldn't she have just worn a smock and admitted to having a jelly belly? Why has a perfectly intelligent woman become yet another shallow sleb parading around how extraordinary they are that their babies just pop out and two minutes later their bellies just pop back in?

Oh, sorry - maybe it's part of her responsibilities as a UN Ambassador for Women - make other women feel fat and ugly?

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francagoestohollywood · 11/11/2008 13:49
Lizzylou · 11/11/2008 13:54

Didn't she have a miscarriage around the time of her split with Tom Cruise though?
I always thought it was him who was infertile (without the help of an alien or whatever).

francagoestohollywood · 11/11/2008 14:01

That episode was quite mysterious too, Lizzy, wasn't it?

Lizzylou · 11/11/2008 14:03

Curiouser and curiouser

francagoestohollywood · 11/11/2008 14:06

We'll never get to know the Truth

DarrellRivers · 11/11/2008 14:10

Maybe in 50 years time when we are in our 70s and 80s the truth will out finally

MmeLindt · 11/11/2008 14:11

Good on her. If I had a figure like that I would wear a fab dress too.

The photo is lovely but I don't think that she was asleep, she looks too posed for that.

Cadelaide · 11/11/2008 14:12

Hmmm.

Time for a little foray back into RL, methinks.

francagoestohollywood · 11/11/2008 14:15

lol Cadelaide. I must confess that I've always been weirdly intrigued by the Cruise/Kidman divorce

DarrellRivers · 11/11/2008 14:18

God yes and the Holmes/Cruise marriage
Some strange Faustian pact surely

DarrellRivers · 11/11/2008 14:18

God yes and the Holmes/Cruise marriage
Some strange Faustian pact surely

francagoestohollywood · 11/11/2008 14:23

Gosh yes!

pudding25 · 11/11/2008 22:21

Apparantly...(DH is a journalist)...Katie Holmes got preggers by someone else. Tom Cruise is gay. Big PR thing to get them together and pretend baby is his.

DarrellRivers · 11/11/2008 22:24

That is the deal I thought she had
Although I thought the baby might be his by IVF or something like that, as he quite an egomaniac he prbably would like his biological line to continue
Is she getting paid loads of money/enjoying the fame?
I suppose I don't reallly get it.
I don't think anything in the world would persuade me to marry TC and pretend to love him, and Katie Holmes always seemed reasonably normal

ElfOnTheTopShelf · 11/11/2008 22:29

I think the picture of her and her daughter is lovely, and so glad they didn't sell it to a celebrity magazine

bran · 11/11/2008 22:30

But Suri Cruise looks like Tom (IMO anyway), not that it proves much I suppose as most people think that DS looks like DH, even the ones who know he was adopted.

It's not unusual for two people to be sub-fertile and not able to get pregnant together but to then go on to have children with other, more fertile, partners. It's very possible it would have been the case with DH and I for instance.

pudding25 · 11/11/2008 22:53

No way does she look like Tom. She's the double of Katie! DH used to worship Katie Holmes when she was in Dawson's Creek. Things she is weird now. She definitely got her profile upped bigtime my marrying Tom.

Cadelaide · 12/11/2008 08:50

Aah, that'll mean Suri's a clone then.

DarrellRivers · 12/11/2008 08:53

And part of the deal seems to be that Katie Holmes has to wear really unattractive trouser suits and look about 40, even though she is prob barely in her 20s

Jjou · 12/11/2008 09:59

Suri sometimes looks like that William Mapother person - Tom's cousin? Has been speculated on in other sleb forums...

francagoestohollywood · 12/11/2008 12:21

lol at all the speculations! I agree with bran, it is most likely to be a case of sub-fertility, but speculating over the Cruise-Holmes-Kidman triangle is most amusing (saddo emoticon)

SummatAnNowt · 12/11/2008 13:31

I think Suri looks like John Travolta! Have always maintained it was all done in a Rosemary's Baby kind of way!

themoon66 · 13/11/2008 11:41

Somewhere on MN there was a thread with a pic of Suri Cruise and a pic of Katie Holmes' previous boyfriend. Suri looked way more like him than Tom. Cannot remember previous bf's name though

fanniiminogue · 13/11/2008 12:51

i think nicole kidman looks great - if you got it flaunt it id say, but in a nice way of course which i think shes done here, if i looked like that after having my dc i would have been walking round the house dressed like that!

ihavenewsockson · 02/12/2008 16:31

chris klein is her ex. suri does look like him

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