Amusing fish headlines - I need a headline for the PTA newsletter - I know that fishy jokes are your speciality..

[moodlumthehoodlum]

I'm doing the PTA newsletter, we need to get people to buy tickets for a quiz night, and the ticket includes fish and chips, so I need hilarious headlines, like

Cod you win first plaice?

Exercise your brain mussels?

I feel a bit like this is in bad taste given the recent departure of our very own cod, but needs must.

And you are such a hilarious bunch.

TIA

Do you think you're the dog's pollocks?
Are you the life and sole of a party?
Tuna in for a great evening.

Hmm, will ponder some more.

Hope that helps

Bottersnike. You, are funny.

LMAO. I think you may have found your porpoise in life.

thank you!

Salmon chanted evening you could win a quiz.

Pretty funny

Chip in for a chance to win.

You won't win if you don't fry.

lol lol. I have to do another fryer, sorry, flier, for it this weekend. And I'll use every one of your suggestions.

Just do it for the halibut...