Put these three men in order of which you like best.

[Spidermama]

Best first.

Mine go ...

1. Russel Brand
2. Jonathon Ross
3. Jeremy Clarkson

< scratches head >

bleeuuugh

tough one

1. JC

2. RB

3. JR

I see opinion will be divided on this one....

god, what a choice!

1. Jeremy
2. Russel
3. Jonathan

1.russel

2.jonathan

3.no thanks...ive got a headache.

Oh God the only one I'd even consider for, erm, intimacy is Brand. You honestly couldn't possibly pay me enough to get it on with either Ross or, bleurch at even the thought, Clarkson.

I choose death.

now nobody mentioed having to shag 'em

that is different.........

1. RB

2. RB

3. RB

Bleeurgh! No no no no no.

Would rather poke my eyes with a haddock.

1. Russel Brand
2. jeremy clarkson

3.jonathon ross.

please not i dont like 2 and 3 in that way.i do really like russel brand though-hes lovely.

I'll go with death too. I detest all 3 of them but I'd sooner sleep with JC or JR than Mr Brand.

Eeeewwwww, wouldn't shag any of them but if I was forced to put them in order:

JR
JC
RB (absolutely can't stand him)

I'd go with death, when it comes to Clarkson, but for the fact I have kids. I'd have to put myself through it so I could be around for them but Jesus, Mary and Joseph it would nearly kill me, I won't lie.

this is news ffs

JR
JC
RB - he is vile.

Agree with 2shoes.

And who says we have to "like" any of them?

No shagging here either...

JR
RB
JC

Even with the lights off a bag over their heads and a least a couple of bottles of wine for myself

Then it would be
Russell
Ross

Feel sick just thinking about Clarkson

Me too monkey. Him and Tom Jones give me the shivers.

Sorry to offend your advanced journalistic sensibilities 2shoes.

Same as you Spider:

1. Russel Brand
2. Jonathon Ross
3. Jeremy Clarkson

there is a celeb topic you know

why is it news?(asks in sweet genuine voice)