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Sorry if already done, but Kerrys 'new' body!

23 replies

LadyOfRoffle · 21/10/2008 13:23

here

I don't usually go for sleb twaddle but have to say I think she looks amazing. I am pretty much like she used to be size wise, so now I know there i hope! (bar the £15,000 surgery!)

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hellsbells76 · 21/10/2008 13:24

those photos are severely airbrushed, she must have extensive scarring from that amount of surgery.

WayneAteASlob · 21/10/2008 13:25

Had to Lol at some of the comments, particularly "I feel the title of the lads mag is quite appropriate.." (it's Zoo btw)

Cremolatorium · 21/10/2008 13:26

what did she spend the money on

Tortington · 21/10/2008 13:27

ica n see her stretchmarks.

15k - is that all
(meeeeeeeow)

i like her actually

Oliveoil · 21/10/2008 13:29

oh god, someone needs to take her in hand

WHY IS SHE IN A MEN'S MAG FFS???

she needs help, not riducule imo

and she looks v uncomfortable in those photos, her eyes are screeching "oh ffs, this feels horrid, why am I doing this?"

Lio · 21/10/2008 13:29

Oof what a revolting swimsuit.

MrsPuddleduck · 21/10/2008 13:37

I thought she was bankrupt

Bumblelion · 21/10/2008 13:40

£15,000 - I would expect to look bloody fantastic after that.

It gives me hope that one day, after I win the lottery/find a rich main, etc., I would have a body like that, because even though I don't really 'like' her as a person (not that I know her) I do think she looks fantastic ... and no scars! (or is that down to air-brushing?)

FuriousGeorge · 21/10/2008 21:32

She wears size 10 tops with boobs like that?No way!

MrsMattie · 21/10/2008 21:33

Airbrushed. Big deal.

Aitch · 21/10/2008 21:36

rofl at the airbushing on the first pic.

MrsThierryHenry · 21/10/2008 21:40

I can't help thinking this is an incredibly cheap way to celebrate your new look. I'm delighted to have FINALLY lost most of my preg weight (two years on - blardy hell) and buying flattering clothes (after dancing round the changing room) was enough to make me feel that I'd 'arrived'. What a bizarre state of mind you must develop as a sleb if everything you do has to be expressed/ experienced publicly, outside of oneself in that way. Makes me shudder. God only knows why anyone would want to be famous.

FlameThrowersKillZombies · 21/10/2008 21:40

Those norks and she fits in size 10 TOPS?

@ the first pic though - I am normally dense with these things but that skin has NO CREASES etc - even ignoring lack of scars, no skin is that even and unbent

childrenofthecornsilk · 21/10/2008 21:41

I prefer her hair blond. She looks great.

1wish · 21/10/2008 21:41

Is it just me or does her nose look different? Very Danniella Westbrook(ish) IYKWIM

compo · 21/10/2008 21:41

she needs the money obviously . she has to keep her low life bloke in fast cars

MadameCastafiore · 21/10/2008 21:42

Now she just needs to buy herself a life!

twinsetandpearls · 21/10/2008 21:46

I think she looks nice, a damn sight better than me , I hope her new look makes her happy. She could do with a break.

Aitch · 22/10/2008 12:02

so could you, sweetheart. it seems like you never miss an opportunity to put yourself down, which is sad, believe me. i've seen photos, you are deeply lovely. and of course we know your personality is great.

Thefearlessfreak · 22/10/2008 12:08

15 grand & the esteemed "Zoo" mag gets the first photos! People's interest in these mags must last for the 60 secs it takes to w**k. Then what will she do next? She seriously needs to be kept OFF the covers of mags.

Thefearlessfreak · 22/10/2008 12:15

And there are about 2 or 3 other threads about her in addition to this one

delllie · 28/10/2008 21:06

Actually those pictures are a world away from how she looked in her show "Whole Again" on sunday, there has been some massive airbrushing going on

mabanana · 28/10/2008 21:11

She doesn't look that that. That's airbrushing. I've seen your pix on here TSAP and if I had the choice , I'd much rather look like you than her,and I am being completely genuine when I say that.

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