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rebecca loos talks about how good david is in the sack!!

61 replies

kerryk · 16/10/2008 12:24

really, has this woman got no shame at all. i actually feel sorry for posh having all this dragged up again!

i always wondered if it was true or not that he had an affair but i suppose they would have sued her by now if she was making it all up?
link here

OP posts:
LadyOfWaffleIsScaryEnough · 16/10/2008 12:25

skint was she?

Spidermama · 16/10/2008 12:26

PMSL kerryk at your crocodile tears for Posh then shameless provision of a link in case any of us has missed it.

I'll bet he is good at it. MMmmmmmmmm!

Will now read, in full, at my leisure.

aGalChangedHerName · 16/10/2008 12:26

Yuck yuck yuck!!

All 3 of em are vile IMO.

Posh and Becks deserve each other.

Spidermama · 16/10/2008 12:28

I'd shag both Posh and Becks but I wouldn't go near Rebecca with a barge pole. She's ruff!

FioFio · 16/10/2008 12:30

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Mandelbrot · 16/10/2008 12:32

Moustache.

She looks like Poirot.

docket · 16/10/2008 12:34

Ewww. She's spectacularly low rent isn't she.

TheCrackFox · 16/10/2008 14:11

Why doesn't she just get a job? It was years ago (allegedly) that she shagged him, I wish she would just shut the fuck up now!

Spidermama, glad you have your standards.

Elffriend · 16/10/2008 16:15

Am I the only one who genuinely cannot see the appeal of David Beckham? (other than hos money, naturally)

morningpaper · 16/10/2008 16:18

no no no

I would actually rather have John Prescott

NomDePlume · 16/10/2008 16:22

She really is a vile publicity hungry skank

NomDePlume · 16/10/2008 16:23

rofl @ Poirot

MadameCastafiore · 16/10/2008 16:25

I know it is true - the affair that is - before the Beckham Book was published there was a paragraph with a thank you to RL in it at the beginning but a while before it was published they were unceramoniously asked to remove said paragraph before it finally went to print with no reasons given.

I think RL is prettier than Posh - I also know a few people who have had dealings with her and they reckon all the pictures of David in their house are proper family pictures whilst the ones of her are all posey - even the ones with the boys in - I just think she seriously needs to get a life - pne where she is not soooo far up her own arse that she can act naturally.

As for David I would shag him if he could take on Ken Stotts voice whilst we were doing it - can you imagine him talking to you in that wimpy voice of his with those manky teeth?

expatinscotland · 16/10/2008 16:27

she's a skank. just like him.

BetteNoire · 16/10/2008 16:28

they all deserve each other.

chequersandchess · 16/10/2008 16:30

I know he's the cheat and not her but wtf would you want to boast about shagging a married man?

Oh, cash, so she's pretty much a hooker. Nice.

LynetteScavo · 16/10/2008 16:30

They all need a slap.

Heated · 16/10/2008 16:39

I also believe she services sheep.

Heated · 16/10/2008 16:39

...or was it a goat?

NomDePlume · 16/10/2008 16:39

It was a pig

She is a pig wanker

(in every sense)

PuzzleRocks · 16/10/2008 16:41

She pleasured a pig if I recall.

LIZS · 16/10/2008 16:43

agree with BetteNoire - leave them all to it.

TheCrackFox · 16/10/2008 17:04

She definitely wanked a pig. Some people will do anything for money.

FWIW I would rather wank a pig than shag David Beckham.

pagwatch · 16/10/2008 17:06

And that is not a choice you would expect to get offered every day....

hmmm which would I do?

TheCrackFox · 16/10/2008 17:21

I've heard David Beckham is actually gagging to shag me but I am far to busy pleasuring farmyard animals to take him up on his offer.