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schwotz · 15/10/2008 19:49

when we are here?

style, 40 denier purple tights and over the knee socks

plus cocktail rings and swatch watches

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sparklesandnowinefor4days · 20/10/2008 16:37

how's your man with the sinus problem?

Craggy · 20/10/2008 16:37

i cannot delete as they email back.

home this week

work ok.

life - annoying shit - needs work.

no speaking, no communication, no nothing.

have to go for a bit.

Mum good but still gets spins now and again. malaiersor something

sisters 1 = completely lost [no sadness at HW]
2 = ok for now

must go for now.

mince. cooker. hot son * years tells dad about pc usage.

Are we allowed that one?

Craggy · 20/10/2008 16:38

yay its allowed,

x

MummyTheQueenOfDarkness · 20/10/2008 16:38

have made dumplings and got spuds ready ,i cant smell the stew at all ! think i will pop to the chemist when dh gets home to getsomething to unblock my nose.Havent you got a microwave craggy ??? stick it in there and defrost it or you will all end up with the runs !!!!

Tn0g · 20/10/2008 16:38

slight improvement, but still makes weird noises from the nostril area

Suppose he can't help it but I feel like jabbing him to death with a very sharp pencil

Tn0g · 20/10/2008 16:40

Oh God I keeping putting foot in it Craggy

sorry

sparklesandnowinefor4days · 20/10/2008 16:40

ah right i see

i tried to email you earlier thats all

dp never asks about pc usage (thankfully!!) so therefore the dc never need to lie for me

MummyTheQueenOfDarkness · 20/10/2008 16:40

could be worse tnog ,he could be farting all day

Tn0g · 20/10/2008 16:43

for all I know he is, M

he could be doing the silent type, I'd never know I have very bad sense of smell

sparklesandnowinefor4days · 20/10/2008 16:43

does the student in question look like the elephant man? or is that just how he sees himself do you think?

...or was it just a crap pic...

MummyTheQueenOfDarkness · 20/10/2008 16:44

yes and one day you may suddenly be flat on your back without knowing the toxic gasses have been released! death by wind

Tn0g · 20/10/2008 16:45

well you see that's the thing Sparks

Perhaps that is infact how he sees himself

he can draw/paint so I think he has a distorted view

I'm going to ask tomorrow

Tn0g · 20/10/2008 16:46

lolol - M

or I might strike a match and end up with no eyebrows

MummyTheQueenOfDarkness · 20/10/2008 16:47

my son bought me a fart machine for a joke once at xmas,So me and my male friend stuck it in the front garden and watched from my kitchen for anyone that came past. As they did we pushed the button,my friend was laughing so much he couldnt get off the floor,was so funny to see peoples looks of horror

Tn0g · 20/10/2008 16:48

loolololololololololo

you sound like Beryl the peril and dennis the menance

Tn0g · 20/10/2008 16:49

G has a whoopee cushion

Great fun when granny and grandad come to visit

sparklesandnowinefor4days · 20/10/2008 16:51

you must get a very personal view into peoples lives through their paintings tnog

sparklesandnowinefor4days · 20/10/2008 16:52

DS1 has a fart remote

lots of fun

MummyTheQueenOfDarkness · 20/10/2008 16:53

it was great fun ,then the batteries ran out !! i still have the machine somewhere. i like a good laugh ,its good for the soul !

sparklesandnowinefor4days · 20/10/2008 16:55

i'm off to cook something delicious

Craggy · 20/10/2008 16:55

did you get my Out of Office

Sparkles remember to take extra painkillers to hospital for after pains. the bastards staff only give you 1 paracetamol and one ibuprofen.

tb continued/...............

Tn0g · 20/10/2008 16:56

It's not his usual style, he's a very straight forward, paints what he sees type of student.

This painting seems to hold a lot of self-loathing in it I think.

MummyTheQueenOfDarkness · 20/10/2008 16:57

put it out in the garden sparkles,you would have such a laugh ! i find silly things amusing sometimes,i laughed when my brother and sis in law had spent about 3 hrs collecting blackberries for wine ,then they had to climb up a bank and he fell over and dropped them all ha ha ha

Tn0g · 20/10/2008 17:00

laughing is good for the soul, M, you're right.

I'd become a right miserable bollix but I'm ok again now

I did susppect you'd read the thing I posted down below, but what does that say about me.

Not very good really is it?

Immature...needy....unbalanced

Pretty crap of me to make you feel that you'd something to me when infact you hadn't

MummyTheQueenOfDarkness · 20/10/2008 17:02

im hopeless ! off now for a while see you later.how am i going to keep up with two threads !

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