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Guiness Book of Records.. Got this from my sis this morning

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MunchedTooManyMarsLady · 02/03/2005 09:33

A little joke


Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.



Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,

"Who is Camilla Parker-Bowles?

oops, xx

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Mothernature · 02/03/2005 09:35
Grin
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3mummy · 02/03/2005 11:50

Still giggling, thanks

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MunchedTooManyMarsLady · 02/03/2005 21:09

worth a little bump............

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SPARKLER1 · 02/03/2005 21:12

Tee-Hee

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MunchedTooManyMarsLady · 08/03/2005 19:30

for those who fancy a giggle.... a little bumpity bump

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thedogmother · 08/03/2005 19:35

Thanks Mars, missed it first time round.

hehe

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kama · 08/03/2005 19:36

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