Apparently George Michael is gay!!!!

[GordonTheGopher]

Wanted to be the first to post a thread.

OMG I just told dh the wispa joke.

It went like this:

Me: What do you call a pregnant chocolate bar?
DH: Um...

(five minutes later after lots of quizzical looks)

Me: Well do you want to know?
DH: Not really
Me: It's a careless whispa!!!!!!!
DH: Eh?
Me: A careless whispa!!!!!!
DH: Why a whispa?
Me: It's a chocolate bar!!
DH: Why is it careless I don't get it
Me: It's pregnant
DH: Careless whispa?!
Me: Yes as in George Michael!
DH: Eh?
Me: George Michael... it's a song title
DH: But why is the chocolate bar pregnant?
Me: Becsuse it was careless!
DH: Hmm bit tenous if you ask me.

ARGH.

And he wonders why he's hard to live with.

to be fair, gordon, it is a bit of a tenous/crap joke...

Yes it didn't work for me either:

ME: hilarious joke
DH: But maybe it wsa trying to get pregnant
ME:

GtG and MP are either of you married to Alice Horton?