Jools Oliver expecting baby no.3

[MarkStretch]

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eewww I wouldn't like to shag Jamie O. That fat tongue blobbing in your mouth

oh god i feel sick now

a blobby dab here, a blobby dab there

bet he'd leave a snail trail of saliva over your body

Give me Gordon any day ("get your fucking knickers off")

MG,

yes you read my mind mamaG

wtf does that jools see in the (multi-millionaire) jamie anyway???

To be fair to her, they were actually together long before he was famous or rich. Perhaps the blobby tongue has its uses?

i cannot and will not think what you are referring to

I think Jamie would have said he would love a girl if he already had two boys. It is wuite common to wish to have both sexes, it doesn't mean you love the other sexed child less.

I am really pleased for them.

lol at GR fantasies

did you see the cover of the Saturday Times Mag a couple of weeks ago? he was posing on a lilo in his shorts

he did look a right twat tbh

re Jools, I bet she is lovely and I like JO too

his tv stuff is good (and I want his garden and outdoor oven)

Urgh Georgimama - it would be like havig an ox lapping away at you. Gag.

Yes I'mnotmamag but WOULD YOU SHAG HIM? HMM? i think not

Oh no, happily married, me

again, i think its ok to long for a child of a certain sex

but its not ok to publicly declare it

the child will FIND OUT

and people will SYMPATHISE when you DONT ahve the sex you wished for

I can't stand her for 2 reasons:

1. I'm at her money and her lifestyle and he clearly adores her
2. Her book was absolute shite!

and

1. She really reminds me of my SIL who I can't stand

There is nothing wrong with sr.Bernards I just wouldn't want to be shagged by someone who looked like one!

There is nothing wrong with sr.Bernards I just wouldn't want to be shagged by someone who looked like one!

fair enough
I wouldn't want to be shagged by Jamie, lovely as he is
But not by Gordon either. Yuk. Arrogant pillock, he's far too narcissistic to be a good shag anyway, no interest in anyone but himself

jamie and jools have been together since long before he was rich or famous.

maybe she really loves him as a person. maybe looks aren't a big deal to her.

Of course she does. They are one of the world's great romantic couples, like Anthony and Cleopatra, or Cathy and Heathcliff.

Knickers off, legs apart, quick jiggery pokery DONE!!!!

Gordon Wins by miles

yes and you won't have to worry about Gordon getting your pregnant. he has male factor infertility.

That will be those huge hairy balls swinging near all those hot ovens - ooohhh he gets more appealing by the minute no need for dreaded coil or condoms!!

"maybe she really loves him as a person"

you still have to fancy someone to shag them. even kiss them

FACT

Agree with np about the public declaration of a desire for one gender. And he didn't say he would love a boy, he said he was desperate for one.

JO's food does look nicer than GR's.....but that tongue......