what is your primary schooler's fave joke?

[dinny]

dd thinks all my suggestions are rubbish!

??..DD why did the chicken cross the road?...Because he pooped his head off!
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oh and what do you call a fairy that hasnt had a wash?..stinkerbell

Why are pirates always angry?
Because they just aaaarrrrrrrr! (with a squinty eye action)

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle broken I had to keep knocking!

dd1 age 5