I think the postman saw my bottom

[Loveadonkey]

I have a small toilet in the area of my house that used to be ' the cupboard under the stairs'. My dog was playing around with a toy
and nudged the door. It opened slightly as was pulling my jeans up after having a wee as the post man walked directly past my living room window. How do I fa ce him

Don't worry about it 🤷‍♂️

He won't recognise you unless you open the door backwards with your bum out???? 😂

Sorry! it's fine, he may not have seen and I'm sure he's seen worse .. a bottom is a bottom

Postal workers and delivery people have seen much more than a random bottom, don't worry about it. They won't remember if they did see you.

Thanks thats reassuring , I ve know him for about 20 years mind

Crikey, that is embarrassing. We’ve just come back from a holiday cottage which had a separate bedroom but then an open plan living arrangement with a corner walled off and made into a bathroom. No sound proofing and no privacy. I bloody hated it. My bowels are proper messed up. Maybe you need blinds at your window, a massive hedge, and a lock on the door!

A window cleaner once saw far more than that in my house!

Not just me then, thank you all, my cheeks are less red

Might I suggest... net curtains?

I don’t think it’s a big deal. Laugh about it and forget about it

My partner is a postman. Sees naked people of both sexes weekly
Doesn't phase him at all.

My window cleaner saw mine

To make you feel better. My mum slept walked fully starkers out of a hotel bedroom. And made her way a fair bit down the corridor before she woke up.

on trying to get back into the room she woke the room next door, who came out to see what the fuss was.

this happened some 35 years back. And she still blushes at the memory!!

My window cleaner cleaned my living room Windows while I was sat expressing on an hospital pump - I couldn’t move and just smiled at him holding onto to both boobs whilst he did it as fast as he could ! DH was out walking round the block with DS trying to get him settled, luckily he was home before I had to pay him - I sent DH.

So did mine and he wasn't even my window cleaner!

Me too, I was bending down naked sorting out clothes into the washing machine and my window cleaner got an unrestricted view! When I realised he’d seen me I ran through the house in panic to hide upstairs so he then saw both front and back views! Mortified. But I styled it out somehow.

It’s only a bum!

You have red bum cheeks? 😄😄
I know someone who is a postie. He says you would not believe some of the things he has seen! I think your bum flash is already a forgotten sight, even if he did see it!

Which ones? (Sorry!) 😁

I believe the appropriate British response is to emigrate?