Best creepy-male putdown ever?

[Imdunfer]

I think I've got one of the best.

Years and years ago when I was first engaged I had a very creepy boss who had even made comments about my backside. I told my fiance, who was a tall man (still is, but now my husband). At the time he had a bright yellow car. One day he came to pick me up from work in it. My boss was a short man and he was standing between us looking into the car. He commented on what a lovely colour it was.

Looking straight into my eyes across my boss's head and the roof of the car, my DH replied "yes, the only trouble with it is that it does attract insects".

Can you beat that ?

Hahaha. Now that one I love! 😆

@PrettyLittleRoseI would say 50% of men ask for a husband stitch. It is pretty grim and I normally just roll my eyes or say “how original”.

Do you just look for threads where you can make a point of putting people down? I think this is the third I’ve seen you on today. It’s fucking sad, you must be an absolutely miserable human.