What would your last meal be?

[blondeboobshell]

Just saw a post on instagram about serial killers last meals and I started thinking about my last meal
it would be-

Nachos with melted cheese, salsa, guac and sour cream
steak (med rare) baguette (warm and crusty)with onion chutney and chips (real not frozen)
root beer float
A couple of florentines (as made by my sister)
A pack of walkers smokey bacon crisps

What would yours be?

Mine would be shellfish because I’m allergic and it would finish me off

Apperitif - dirty martini
Starter -lobster and crusty bread with salted butter
Main - steak frites (rare) with garlic mishrooms
dessert - , I don’t have a sweet tooth and much as I love cheese I wouldn’t want to have it after all that and end my days feeling bloated

Washed down with as much dry white wine as I could handle 😆

All you can eat buffet 😉

Cheese and tomato sandwich, American pancakes with berries and ice cream. A massive gin and tonic.

If we're talking an actual death row meal I don't think it's a 'go on push the boat out, babes' situation. I think the limit is something like $40

Oooo G&T to start alongside a classic prawn cocktail, steak, dauphinoise potatoes and tenderstem broccoli with a New Zealand sauv finished off with a chocolate fondant and a really nice coffee with single cream instead of milk 😍

A whacking great, hot hot hot vindaloo curry with a big garlic naan bread and some chapatis, followed by a whole block of marzipan and a massive piece of chocolate fudge cake with clotted cream. Oh, and some random chunky chips made with beef dripping just to pop in my gob now and again.

I'd bank on being dead before my stomach erupted like Vesuvius.

Very elaborate! And maybe quite random. I'd want:

A big juicy steak with mashed potatoes, green beans and mushroom sauce.
Birria tacos or burrito
Khachapuri (Georgian boat-shaped bread with lots of melted cheese on top - and a knob of butter and an egg yolk placed on top just as it comes out of the oven)
Grill cheese sandwich with Turkish sausages, lots of cheese, za'atar and chili flakes - maybe some scrambled eggs in it too
Fish & chips
Fried chicken and nice dips
Fried chicken burger
Fried fish burger
Spicy hand-pulled noodles with beef
Chow mein noodles
Mongolian beef and rice
Pad Thai
Chips/crisps and dip
New York cheesecake
A rich chocolate cake with lots of chocolate ganache
A decadent carrot cake with a think layer of icing
Chocolate mousse
Tiramisu
Scandinavian layer cake

If it wasn't my last day, I'd explode anyway eating all of this.

That’s smart beat the system!

Honeydew melon with prawns in a Marie Rose sauce
chicken kiev
Birds trifle

@Dracolina that is a lot of food!

I should have some alcohol maybe some passion fruit liquor and lemonade or a Malibu and coke

Mac n cheese with lots of white wine spritzer. And maybe some kind of nutty chocolate.

In the scenario I see myself eating them all, I'm 300ft10'. So really, I'd call it my snack list.

A bottle of Amarone or Barolo, some olives and Pipers Rosemary and thyme crisps and, if I'm dying anyway, 20 Marlboro Gold.

My late Nan's chips , fried egg, proper bakers loaf with a blackened crust smothered in cold salty butter, salt and pepper and fruity sauce .
Tinned pears in light syrup.
Ice cold coke with extra ice in a very tall glass.

Bloody Mary to start
Decent steak, dauphonoise potatoes and garlic mushrooms
Proper trifle or gooseberry fool
All the cheese.
Decent claret and an extra large baileys

Langoustines bbq’d in lemon, chilli and garlic
with a glass of Sancerre

Roast whole chicken with crispy skin and pan juices with a crusty baguette with a Chablis premier cru

A wedge of Delice de Bourgogne Brie with my homemade blackberry jam and ice cold purple grapes with a large glass of Margaux to finish off

I like it 10 lambert and butler for me. I reckon by the third one it will be like I never stopped!

Christmas dinner with 4 bottles of wine.

There’s a restaurant near us that does chicken livers in the most amazing cream and sherry sauce. That’s def what I’d want 🤤

Roast lamb, mint sauce, gravy, roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, Brussels sprouts, parsnips. Rhubarb crumble and custard.

I would have the carbiest meal ever, moussaka with chips and cheesy garlic bread. But with a Diet Coke 😜

I’d start with a portion of garlic breaded mushrooms. Then a really good steak with twice cooked chips, tomato and onion rings and a Stilton sauce. Then a massive cheeseboard. A really good champagne to drink.

My stomach would be churning always amazed that they can eat anything at all!