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Am I alone in not being able to remain pleasant in an airport?

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aperolspritzbasicbitch · 05/09/2026 13:57

Nothing raises my cortisol quite like being in an airport.
i hate it.
I become snappy, everything annoys me and the general public can do no right.
I was born to fly private, but unfortunately I am without the funds.

My mood is only really improved if I have hand luggage only, because at least then I don’t have to deal with people crowding around the luggage belt, making it impossible for the rest of us to see our bags. And don’t get me started on those who allow their children to stand right at the front!

Is anyone able to breeze through without becoming stressed? If so, please share your secrets to being calm!

OP posts:
KittyCorncrake · 06/09/2026 08:06

aperolspritzbasicbitch · 05/09/2026 13:57

Nothing raises my cortisol quite like being in an airport.
i hate it.
I become snappy, everything annoys me and the general public can do no right.
I was born to fly private, but unfortunately I am without the funds.

My mood is only really improved if I have hand luggage only, because at least then I don’t have to deal with people crowding around the luggage belt, making it impossible for the rest of us to see our bags. And don’t get me started on those who allow their children to stand right at the front!

Is anyone able to breeze through without becoming stressed? If so, please share your secrets to being calm!

Pay for priority security and a lounge.
Travel early morning.
Ryannair gets bad press, but BA are far worse for delays.

TheAnnoyingSatsuma · 06/09/2026 08:11

I don’t mind an airport. DH hates flying so I take charge until I can get him seated with a pint in front of him.

  1. Remain calm and treat staff pleasantly. Even if you have an issue, you will get a better outcome if you are polite.
  2. Twilight check-in and an airport hotel the night before allows maximum breeziness.
  3. Prebook seats, having scoured the reviews and seating plans. If I’m paying I want a decent location, preferably a window and aisle with no middle seat.
  4. Hand luggage only OR if checking a bag, carrying on the absolute minimum: noise cancelling headphones, lip balm and a large scarf, passport, phone and charging cable.
  5. Make use of the complimentary drinks service (again being polite and friendly works wonders).
KittyCorncrake · 06/09/2026 08:12

One thing that puzzles me is people having lengthy discussions with checkin staff. Why???? What is there to discuss???

Pedallleur · 06/09/2026 08:15

Choose a smaller airport if possible. Liverpool is far better than the dictatorship of MCR. I'll assume Newcastle and Birmingham are also better. I was away last week in Italy and flew in/out of Bergamo. Ryanair hub but a nice airport. Obey the flight rules re baggage etc. Getting stressed about them won't help. Airports seem to bring out the worst in people. People huffing about bags not being unloaded quickly enough etc. Try to not get angry about prices. Take your own fruit/sandwich and look for water fountains. Carousel antics do amuse/anger me.

notimagain · 06/09/2026 08:22

KittyCorncrake · 06/09/2026 08:12

One thing that puzzles me is people having lengthy discussions with checkin staff. Why???? What is there to discuss???

Ah yes...

When I was a very regular flier my local airport was bad for this.

According to those in the know it was usually stuff like wanting a seat change, overweight bag, not sure whether they needed to do APIS or not (rolls eyes)...since I was usually on a networked airline supplementary issues were wanting changes/grumbles about connecting flights or whether they really needed to do an ESTA or equivalent if headed for e.g. the US or Aus..(really rolls eyes).

On the odd occasion I checked a hold bag in you really could see the relief on the check-in agent's face when you walked up to the desk and they clocked you as a regular...

All done and dusted, including hold bag tagged and dropped in sub 90 seconds..(yes, the friendly agent and I did time it one occasion).

RedToothBrush · 06/09/2026 08:25

I don't get stressed AT the airport. I get insanely stressed BEFORE I get to the airport.

Pack light as possible. We tend to try and keep it to only the most basic luggage size which will fit under the seat in front of you. No fight for over head lockers. People always take far too much stuff on holiday - even me when packing light. DH and DS are much better than me at taking only exactly what they need. No we don't repeat and no we don't wash usually. We roll not fold. And yes we have space to bring stuff back. This is where the stress is for me tbh but honestly it's worth it because you also have less to lugg about when you get there too.

It's all in the organisation.

Once at the airport I'm fine.

We tend to arrive very early. At LEAST three hours before. This takes a lot of the stress out of it.

Security we have down to an art. Everything packed strategically into easy to access cubes. So all the stuff they might pull out is right at the top of the bag.

Coats and boots and belts all sorted ready to go into the tray before we get to the tray. We don't get grumpy at the people who can't work out security. We are always super nice to staff even if they are grumpy - this one definitely eases tension and helps. It never tires to play a mental game before you get there of which group is going to make a spectacular drama of it. The most consistent group on this is always the hen do with women in curlers going through security, with a thousand hairdressers and house sized make up bags. That's the group you don't want to get stuck behind!

We also aren't adverse to getting fast track. Though tbh there's been times at Manchester airport it's been a waste of money. It's my home airport and honestly I don't recognise the comments about it being awful. You clearly have not been to the dreadful airports.

That said I absolutely loathe Schiphol with a passion which sucks because I have a Dutch friend and if I never have to go through Heathrow again it will be a good thing (BA lost us at terminal 5 once claiming we didn't board a plane on their system which supposedly tracks you around the airport and then cancelled our return flight as a result. This was fun when we found out at the airport for our return flight. Thanks BA). As a rule smaller airports are so much better even if they are shit once you are past security.

But the worst one we've had was a dreadful experience at Brussels Charleroi last year on our return too. The airport was queuing out the door to get into the building never mind get through security. It was hot, the crowd were pushing and it was standing room only. If we hadn't have turned up 3hrs early (and we were three hours early) we wouldn't have made it through in time. This is BEFORE the fingerprinting too. The airport is basically too small for the capacity it's processing and this is acknowledged and they are in the process of making it bigger. There's other airports which you can use as a viable alternative for a bit more money.

This is why I think the two hour recommendation isnt long enough tbh. All it does is mean you are in a rush and panicking about time. It's stupid. Give yourself longer at the airport with hand luggage only for short haul and it makes it a lot easier. It takes a lot of the stress out the process. Save the luggage for long haul. You can sit down and get something to eat without worrying about how long it will take. I'd rather just wait a little longer airside once you are clear of security.

We had long delays before and that's just boring and airports either run out of food or close. So we make a habit of trying to take an empty bottle with us if we can. Lots of airports have refill stations now and it saves a fortune too.

Then when at the gate we wait for the queue to go down rather than standing for ages and then waiting for everyone to faff. We've only got underseat luggage so it's fine and we can get on super quick when the onboard crew are starting to get grumpy at people for taking too long.

Tbh the flight itself and how irritating the passengers are is almost always down to your destination. Fly to Scandinavia and they are a dream. Fly to southern Europe and you have more issues. Fly to Albania and brace yourself. Don't fly to Spain in the peak of summer and expect it to be fun. US immigration are always arseholes. Manchester airport immigration were always an absolute delight and super friendly on return but we go through the machine now as DS is older. Genuinely lovely. Unlike the miserable gits at Heathrow.

I have to say I now enjoy watching the dramas of other people at the airport. It can be entertaining. Instead of getting annoyed at it I'm now just amused. I know what I'm doing and I'm in control and the idiots don't really effect me - the key to this is having plenty of time though.

Autumnallaround · 06/09/2026 08:26

@GustyGertie one oversized COS cashmere jumper which only needs washing a few times a winter. Wore on plane.

Fresh cotton blouse to wear under it each day. One pair jeans. One pair gym leggings (for gym) wore on plane. One pair jammy bottoms. 3skimpy vests for sleep and relaxing in room.

Large oversized coat. Hat etc.

Worked perfectly.

WiseMoose · 06/09/2026 08:27

DoubleDoubleDown · 05/09/2026 23:12

I like to consume an edible about 30 mins before arriving at the airport so I glide through the whole experience slightly stoned 🤣. I always check my bags, can't be bothered hailing around suitcases and stressing about overhead lockers. Head straight to the lounge after check in for a glass of wine or 2 and something to eat. By the Time I board I'm nicely chilled and ready for a snooze. At the other end I find a nice seat whilst DH gets the bags.

Sounds ideal! Are you from the US ? I always thought we couldn’t get edibles here in the UK - unfortunately

RedToothBrush · 06/09/2026 08:29

notimagain · 06/09/2026 08:22

Ah yes...

When I was a very regular flier my local airport was bad for this.

According to those in the know it was usually stuff like wanting a seat change, overweight bag, not sure whether they needed to do APIS or not (rolls eyes)...since I was usually on a networked airline supplementary issues were wanting changes/grumbles about connecting flights or whether they really needed to do an ESTA or equivalent if headed for e.g. the US or Aus..(really rolls eyes).

On the odd occasion I checked a hold bag in you really could see the relief on the check-in agent's face when you walked up to the desk and they clocked you as a regular...

All done and dusted, including hold bag tagged and dropped in sub 90 seconds..(yes, the friendly agent and I did time it one occasion).

I can spot the idiots at the airport a mile off. I'm sure the staff can too and are lovely to people they clock as listening and managing to do security easily.

I don't even think it's people who aren't used to flying who cause problems. Most talk before getting to security about a previous holiday.

I think it's being disorganised and not considering how you can make your life and everyone else's life easier and having the ability to use Google before you leave home.

RedToothBrush · 06/09/2026 08:31

Being polite and friendly works wonders

This is the single best airport tip there is.

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 06/09/2026 08:32

I am usually serene in airports but this is because I travel alone. Nobody standing right next to me asking 'should we pop for a quick drink?/It's too early to go to the gate, don't be ridiculous/have you seen my passport, I put it down somewhere and I can't find it?/mummymummymummymummymummy - why is that man there?'

None of that. Me, hand luggage, headphones on and a beatific smile.

Just don't delay my flight or I am hell invoked.

CrocsNotDocs · 06/09/2026 08:43

RedToothBrush · 06/09/2026 08:31

Being polite and friendly works wonders

This is the single best airport tip there is.

This is true.

Second tip is arrive really early. Not being time-pressured removes a lot of stress. What’s the worst that could happen- you sail through security and spend a pleasant couple of hours sipping a latte, reading a book and people watching.

I’m somewhat of a misanthrope but I just love the anonymity of airports, being tucked away in a corner and watching people.

AppleButterGutter · 06/09/2026 08:49

We’re hand luggage only people. Just about to set off for Heraklion for our flight home. Please send thoughts and prayers! We’ve been there twice before so definitely not expecting calm and serenity —or anything really— unless things have radically changed.

aperolspritzbasicbitch · 06/09/2026 08:50

We already fast track security, we 100% are booking a lounge next time, and I have said that business/first class would cut out the parts that bother me, but I was ignored 🤣

When we travel we are fine - we have plenty of time, we are well organised with our documents, we have packed the correct things in the correct luggage, which are the correct weight.

It’s the other people who aren’t, and therefore cause everyone else more of a wait that piss me off.

and I don’t act like a cunt, oh sorry - the poster edited that to princess 🙄 to anyone, stranger or otherwise. I am perfectly polite.

I do unfortunately have less tolerance with my family, which my partner is well aware is just airport me - and I will be back to myself at the gate/on the way to the car, and my children are told multiple times ‘sorry, I’m not good at airports’ and are fine with that. To be fair, this is the first time in 3 years we’ve flown together as a 4 and not taken an alternative method. I’m not a monster, I’m just not me.

Oh, also this is the first time in a long time that we’ve not done the meet and greet parking. We will be returning to that next time. Horrible faff the way we did it this time.

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Fast800goingforit · 06/09/2026 08:51

Evvyjb · 05/09/2026 14:11

Wine. Wine is the answer.

I've been on flights with folk who imbibe far too much wine. It's one of the biggest problems, not the solution. It is recognised that people get anxious and fractious in airports for a plethora of reasons and why there is low level lighting as that pacifies people.

Soontobe60 · 06/09/2026 08:52

I love an airport! My key points are
Always pay for seat selection
Arrive in plenty of time, regardless of the length of flight
Embrace the queues
Make sure your bags are well within the size / weight rules
Spray yourself with your favourite expensive perfume in Duty Free 🤪
Don't expect to get a decent / cheap meal
Buy a Boots meal deal for the plane just in case the food onboard is crap
Smile at the staff!

My DH absolutely hates airports but that’s because he also hates flying.

champagnetrial · 06/09/2026 08:52

My top tip is - don't forget that when you leave Europe now you have to go through passport control to get your exit stamp. And you have to queue.

So you may be serenely sipping your lattes in the lounge, smugly congratulating yourself for having dropped your bags, sailed through security and stocked up on duty free in pleeeenty of time, and now you are chugging the champers as you keep an eye out on the monitor for your flight call.

And when you see your gate number come up you think oh great, nicely relaxed, can swan off to the gate. Except....to get to the gate... you have to get through passport control. And that, my friends, is when Shit Gets Real.

Soontobe60 · 06/09/2026 08:53

champagnetrial · 06/09/2026 08:52

My top tip is - don't forget that when you leave Europe now you have to go through passport control to get your exit stamp. And you have to queue.

So you may be serenely sipping your lattes in the lounge, smugly congratulating yourself for having dropped your bags, sailed through security and stocked up on duty free in pleeeenty of time, and now you are chugging the champers as you keep an eye out on the monitor for your flight call.

And when you see your gate number come up you think oh great, nicely relaxed, can swan off to the gate. Except....to get to the gate... you have to get through passport control. And that, my friends, is when Shit Gets Real.

Surely passport control is before you get to the lounge airside?

champagnetrial · 06/09/2026 08:55

Soontobe60 · 06/09/2026 08:53

Surely passport control is before you get to the lounge airside?

Noooooo! That is the Big Mistake. Huge.

notimagain · 06/09/2026 09:09

Soontobe60 · 06/09/2026 08:53

Surely passport control is before you get to the lounge airside?

It depends on the airport and sometimes the exact lounge...it something worth checking if it may be a factor.

At our (Schengen zone) local airport the lounges are upstream of passport control / gates used by flights departing the Schengen zone.

So yes, if you are headed for the UK and you linger in one of those lounges too long you could have problems.

Fast800goingforit · 06/09/2026 09:09

Not in Ibiza it isn't. You go through security to access the lounge, shops and duty free. Passport control is right at the gate. They have ereaders and a manned booth for those who can't use the ereaders.

Agrumpyknitter · 06/09/2026 09:16

We flew first class to New York with BA and it was amazing. Dedicated private check in area, all calm& plenty of desks, dedicated security and the Concorde lounge was amazing. We spent 5 hours in the lounge, had breakfast and then lunch which was cooked to order by chefs and served £300 a bottle champagne. And the lounge at the other end and on board was truly lovely. It was all funded by points and we probably won’t get to First again for a long time. If only all our travel were like this!

Biloute · 06/09/2026 09:36

It’s all very well to arrive 3 hours early but when the bag drop doesn’t open until 2 hours before departure there’s not much point unless you only have hand luggage. Only hand luggage has it’s own problems though - security inspections, having to keep an eye on it at all times, not easy to browse the shops with your hand luggage and then once on the plane trying to find space in the overhead locker.

IdentifyingAsAWoollyMammoth · 06/09/2026 09:39

I haven't flown a great deal but have always hated airports and get annoyed by the ridiculously overpriced food and drink while you're waiting doing nothing else in often fairly naff surroundings. I have considered buying lounge access to perhaps improve my mood.

Having said that, I think the airport itself makes a huge difference. I was in Zurich airport last year and wow. Ok, food was still expensive because it's Switzerland but the surroundings were so much better than an UK airport. It was clean, smart, well designed. Actually enjoyed waiting there.

Romeiswheretheheartis · 06/09/2026 09:45

On landing, I expect queues and have an AirTag in my luggage so I know when it’s approaching the carousel! I position myself away from the belt crowders!

Wish dd had done this recently, when on our very delayed flight home, arriving in the middle of the night, tired and already fed up, her luggage didnt appear on the carousel at all - turned out it hadn't been put on the plane! An airtag would have saved us all the time spent waiting when it was never going to arrive! 😡