What are you best stories about conflict with rival sports clubs?

[Traypaint]

I am a member of a running club. There are two in our town, friendly rivals, but some members forget the friendly bit.

Currently there is a big fuss because someone posted a very tounge in cheek meme about the other being relegated, and also accusations of "poaching" members.

What goes on between your clubs?

I thought you meant Tottenham vs Chelsea, or similar! For some reason Chelsea fans don't like Tottenham, something to do with being the wrong side of the river ....

I know there's a football statue stuffed with tops of one of their rivals.