A very *unique* ring?

[Dragonhugs]

Who knew penis rings (for fingers) were a thing?
Speechless

www.libertylondon.com/uk/18ct-gold-statement-signet-ring-R668919006.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=shoppingiq&utm_campaign=shoppingiqfeed&utm_content=shoppingseo&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=20031110607&gclid=CjwKCAjws_DTBhB_EiwAXZknGb1OrG2T_fjDtc9Y6Ggv_sq7b0ipTbHin7cd5MrRaL08B88LK9C_uxoC138QAvD_BwE

FU diamond indeed.

Sorry but this brings my inner pedant bubbling and screaming to the surface. The word unique cannot be qualified, like pregnant, it either is, or it isn't, you cannot be a little bit. It drives me up the wall, and yes, it is a hill I will die on.

As for the ring, it is grim and tacky.

Talk about self identifying...

Only a dick would wear that.

I somehow sensed it would be that image even before clicking on the link. Need to get my head out of the gutter ...

Not going to lie, I’m disappointed. I assumed a ring you wore and used like a penis that was shaped as a penis 🤣🤣🤣.
Maybe I’m horny!!

Ooh I've just got engaged and we're looking for a ring! I'll send the link to DP. I know it's more than we want to spend but I'm sure he'll love it too!

My first thought upon seeing it was "the ancient Romans would LOVE this!"

Tbh, I kinda love it too 😂

There's no such thing as very unique. Unique means there is only 1 of it.

Hurrah! I love a grammar pedant, and I love to bang on about how the word unique cannot be quantified. High five!

Perhaps it's for homosexual men.

I can imagine those seriously gangster-looking types I’ve seen at Miami airport - dark glasses, white suit, open necked shirt revealing very hairy chest, lots of heavy gold chains - buying something as utterly tasteless as this. Although they’d probably want it twice the size…

I’m assuming that’s the novelty cut diamond they refer to in the notes 😂😂

“with a novelty cut F.U. diamond accented by two hand-engraved branches.”

Liberty went downhill a while ago - used to be an amazing shop, but now they have a corner with second hand stuff on the ground floor??? Wtaf, it even smells like a thrift store? Also, jewellery-wise, they started leasing floor area to really dodgy jewellery-sellers, like, for example, Annina Vogel jewellery - where perfectly normal antique jewellery is vandalised into contemporary pieces. Awful.

Looks really tacky and cheap.
The sort of thing you could buy from a Porn site as a souvenir.

Total Gross out Yukk!!!

😁

obviously i mean true. proves it true.

I’m clearly an idiot too 😆