This exactly.
Hey, I don't care about the solar eclipse.
I said I DON'T CARE, CAN YOU ALL HEAR ME?
In fact I care so little that I am posting a speshull thread about it, so everyone knows I AM NOT INTERESTED IN THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
OI YOU LOT OVER THERE, LISTEN TO ME, DID YOU KNOW I AM NOT INTERESTED IN THE SOLAR ECLIPSE?! TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW LITTLE INTEREST I HAVE IN IT!
Nobody cares that you don't care dude. People who are fascinated by it don't give a shiny shite if others aren't interested. Why announce it? Why start a thread about how much YOU DON'T CARE?
Attention-seeking at its finest! And your thread is titled 'I wish I cared about the eclipse,' but you don't wish you cared at all. You just wanted to post this thread in the hope other posters would mock and deride people who were interested in the eclipse. At least own it.