What captions annoy you on social media? Holibobs,take me back, my world, blessed.....

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What gets on your nerves

I think it's tge lack of originality that bugs me

this one

Love you to the moon and back 🤮

Captioning pictures with … time. Wine time, Cinema time etc

Pictures with “I’ve had worse Mondays”

Some one on my FB always refers to her family as “these idiots” or if she’s just talking about her kid it’s “The Child” it’s so naff.

Beautiful inside and out

Beautiful inside and out
Usually applied to the most horrible fuckers on the planet.

It annoys me too!

Lovely, as in “ Hello lovely…”

Another journey around the sun (just call it a year)
Calling their daughters their "mini me"
Nom nom (not heard that one in a while thank goodness)
Going for a "cheeky nandos"

Little man when talking about a baby boy/child

and hubby 😫

"hello lovely people in my phone"

"Picture so we don't get lost"

Similarly "stated", what happened to "said".

I think of super as a European thing, Jens Voight a Tour de France cyclist used to say it years ago, and a lot of the cyclists do. It's ok when English isn't your first language I think but we have a perfectly good word - very.

Not captions but on this theme - why do people not switch off notifications when they have enough recommendations instead of turning off comments altogether? It might be that people post things useful for other people.

I've just seen another one - those really long AI-generated ads. Someone starts by saying something like "I had a terrible itch" and 500 words later you get to the cream they are trying to sell you.

I’ve always found it really cringey when people write ‘here we come!’ to a place they are about to visit.
‘Benidorm here we come!’ complete with a photo of their airport drink and passport on the table. It makes me embarrassed for some reason.

Oh god yes 🤮

And they normally spell it “aloud” too, leading to a double head bang!

Mumma bear

‘I’m not one to post on Facebook, but….’ Or the similar ‘I don’t use Facebook, ever, but I have to say….’

You clearly do use it, as you are in fact using it!

Just seen another one that annoyed me - not advertising related this time.

"Gurl we are obsessed" in relation to Amy Hunt winning gold at the European athletics championships. AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH.

"sorry to jump on..." <Insert question that has nothing to do with the OP>