What’s the craziest thing you have seen in a nightclub?

[Lauthi8]

In UK

Man knocked out cold on the dance floor.
Doormen dragging him by his ankles to the entrance to await the ambulance.

Couple who’d climbed up onto the bar and were fucking standing up while dancing to Vengaboys boom boom boom.

😭😭😭

Did they get kicked out?

I mourn the death of The town nightclub. Shit but also brilliant

A woman groping a man whilst they made out against the wall, right at the entrance stairway. She had her hands down his trousers.

Another woman, walking behind a man, knife pressed to his back out of the club.

They got free drinks. It was not a classy nightclub.

The first one isn’t that bad it happens all the time

Someone tried to flush a hair weave with 5
foot long braids down the toilet. Blocked the whole thing and flooded it. We thought it was a rat stuck in the toilet at first (end of braid looked like a tail).

Where was it if you don’t mind me asking

Sheffield, although I don’t think I can now remember the name, this would have been about 97/98!

Gone are the days where I had the dexterity or balance to have sex standing up on a bar….

There was a regular at the Camden Electric Ballroom who liked women to tread on his dick with heels on.

Not crazy but sinks full of vomit in every sink in ladies toilet. After queuing for 20 min!

the mighty Bo’s.

Two men engaging in oral sex in the smoking area of a gay club.

Not in the UK but...
1995 in the Viper Room, LA.
Some chap in a baby blue tight fitting suit was singing and had a lady caressing him all over. Poor man had an erection everyone could see through his trousers...
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
(Also thought I saw Johnny Depp on the dance floor,but we were all drunk so...not sure) Was a fabulous night!

A couple having sex in a booth in a dark corner

Honestly it was impressive in a way

Yeah I saw a girl straddle a guys lap and hitch her skirt up. They looked like they were just making out until you looked closer and she was grinding on him and they were having sex.

Someone with a gas flame camping ring heating up a tin of beans in a wee pan.
Northern soul all niter mid 80s
Mayfair suite Newcastle.