Minor ailments

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I’ve got a cut on the side of my thumb which made itself known when squeezing lemons for tandoori chicken earlier and a spot INSIDE my ear which is painful as fuck. Grateful for my health, sure, but tell me your minor ailments please.

I have a 1cm cut on my index finger and need to wash my hands/use hand sanitiser regularly when entering different departments at work, I was reminded about my pathetic little cut about 40 times today and every single time it was excruciating.

My butt cheeks chafe, I have virtually no skin on my ass cheeks, it’s an ungodly level of pain.